Ricky Gervais opened the Golden Globes tonight with a monologue in which he took shots at the American version of "The Office," people who aren't actors, and NBC for replacing Conan. The funniest part? His comments about plastic surgery.
"Looking at all these faces reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year...by cosmetic surgeons...I've had a penis reduction. Just got the one now. And it is very tiny. But so are my hands, so when I'm holding it, it looks pretty big. I wish I was doing that now, to be honest, instead of doing this."
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