COMEDY
03/21/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Conan Puts HIMSELF On Craigslist (VIDEO)

Conan's back on Craigslist. After putting the "Tonight Show" up for sale last week, Conan is offering himself on the same site - this time in the "Casual Encounters" section. The ad, titled "TALL SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME RECREATION - m4ww," boasts a pretty attractive rundown, and is posted below.

WATCH:

FULL TEXT OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD:

- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

- 6'4", completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.

- Drapes match the carpet.

- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.

- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).

- Fatties welcome.

- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.

- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it'll cost you!

PHOTO OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD:

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