Conan Puts HIMSELF On Craigslist (VIDEO)

Conan's back on Craigslist. After putting the "Tonight Show" up for sale last week, Conan is offering himself on the same site - this time in the "Casual Encounters" section. The ad, titled "TALL SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME RECREATION - m4ww," boasts a pretty attractive rundown, and is posted below.


WATCH:

FULL TEXT OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD:

- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

- 6'4", completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.

- Drapes match the carpet.

- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.

- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).

- Fatties welcome.

- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.

- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it'll cost you!

PHOTO OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD:

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Comments

[ekimnedrab]

04:33 PM on 01/21/2010

Next
time
Jon.

[ekimnedrab]

04:31 PM on 01/21/2010

How does
Stephe
look
inna
dress?

[ekimnedrab]

04:28 PM on 01/21/2010

I'm thinkin'
Tracy
for Glenn.
Wadda you
think?

[ekimnedrab]

04:23 PM on 01/21/2010

Dave
can play
Rupert!

[ekimnedrab]

04:05 PM on 01/21/2010

Hay Conan!
Wanna play
Bill
in my
Wheel Of Fortune
sketch?
Do I havta go
to e-bay
for
Tina?

[LeftRight]

09:23 PM on 01/20/2010

After midnight it'll cost you.... He's getting funnyish.

[crossoverwriter]

05:04 PM on 01/19/2010

Keep on slinging the brilliant stuff and don't hold back. LOved the Dodging exec gunfire stunt too.
Laughing hard.
You rock, Conan.

[Zen0469]

01:44 PM on 01/19/2010

Conan, I doff my hat. The craig's list ad is right there on the top of the list. Keep on keeping on.

[smashart]

01:16 PM on 01/19/2010

Leno is watchable, Conan is funny. Here is a list of Conan's sketches over the years, which apparently will be lost to NBC when Conan leaves, too bad, goodbye coked up werewolf, goodbye driving desk, goodbye tall dog and masturbating bear, I'll miss you all and countless others. http://bit.ly/4I1p8x

[mad world]

12:51 PM on 01/19/2010

Adorable. This is why I love the guy.

[rkarr]

10:42 AM on 01/19/2010

he can take down the christmas tree an line the cabinets. Just trying to help

[ddDinah]

10:33 AM on 01/19/2010

Wonder if Conan took his car to LA? I'm looking for a chauffeur who has his own wheels, think I'll give him a call.

[blademasterson]

09:49 AM on 01/19/2010

It's a generational thing and always is. Conan worked on the Simpsons which we grew up on so we find him funny. Our parents on the other hand likely do not find him funny and prefer Jay's style of humor.

[mad world]

12:53 PM on 01/19/2010

Agreed. My grandparents hated the Simpsons; they thought it was a bastion of corruption and indecency. I often wonder how they've managed to not stroke out now that Family Guy is afoot, lol

[StayinCivil]

09:35 AM on 01/19/2010

I don't watch late night on a regular basis, and when I do I usually go back and forth between Letterman and Conan.....No more. I am truly disgusted by NBC executives and how they have "played" Conan. When I do watch late from here on, I will be staying away from NBC....

I hope Conan gets another show....I will be tuning in.

[roch20]

09:33 AM on 01/19/2010

"Drapes match the carpet"? Huh! Well, obviously, this is not the case, especially when you're seeing a man carrying this "L'Oreal Feria #74 Copper Shimmer" hair color, on a daily basis, duh! I mean, come on Conan, you can not pass a "Just for Men" test (at least not with that hair color); ask Carrot Top, he'll tell ya'! LOL!

[MadMoll]

12:54 PM on 01/19/2010

L'Oreal Feria is permanent color, so I doubt you see him with it on a "daily basis".

[Wilkby]

07:00 PM on 01/19/2010

As a fellow redheaded man, I have had complete strangers ask me if the carpet matches the drapes. I can only imagine how often redheaded women have to deal with this obnoxious question from countless per verts who should mind their own business.

[roch20]

11:50 AM on 01/21/2010

"As a fellow redheaded man, I have had complete strangers ask me if the carpet matches the drapes."
Oh, no, see, now I am forced to ask! Do the drapes match the carpet? I'm sorry, but you have "aroused" my curiosity!