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Conan Puts HIMSELF On Craigslist (VIDEO)

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Conan's back on Craigslist. After putting the "Tonight Show" up for sale last week, Conan is offering himself on the same site - this time in the "Casual Encounters" section. The ad, titled "TALL SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME RECREATION - m4ww," boasts a pretty attractive rundown, and is posted below.


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FULL TEXT OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD:

- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

- 6'4", completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.

- Drapes match the carpet.

- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.

- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).

- Fatties welcome.

- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.

- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it'll cost you!

PHOTO OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD:


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