Conan Puts HIMSELF On Craigslist (VIDEO)
Conan's back on Craigslist. After putting the "Tonight Show" up for sale last week, Conan is offering himself on the same site - this time in the "Casual Encounters" section. The ad, titled "TALL SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME RECREATION - m4ww," boasts a pretty attractive rundown, and is posted below.
FULL TEXT OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD:
- Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.
- 6'4", completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.
- Drapes match the carpet.
- Currently homeless, must meet at your place.
- Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).
- Fatties welcome.
- Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.
- NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it'll cost you!
PHOTO OF CONAN CRAIGSLIST AD: