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03/21/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever (VIDEO)

Watch out, non-"Lost" watchers: If you've previously felt alienated because you didn't care about strangers trapped on an island, how they got there, whether or not they survive or fall in love, or if they get eaten by a Smoke Monster, chances are you'll soon be berated by obsessed fans attempting to convert you. The Onion News Network reports that producers are guaranteeing the upcoming season of "Lost" will make its fans even more annoying than in previous years. From gasping in horror upon hearing you don't watch the show, to explaining at great length the various theories the its vague writing inspires, "Lost" fans will be in full force this season, making Tuesday nights literally impossible to share with them. ONN anchors warn that relationships will be strained, especially those living with "Lost" fans, who will undoubtedly feel as if they "are living with a paranoid schizophrenic."

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