Jersey Shore's JWoww To Bring Party Tops To The Masses

Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley a.k.a. "JWoww" plans to bring her party tops to the masses with her new clothing line. The busty diva will reproduce the shirt made from strategically-draped fabric. According to her website:

She will be reinventing the term "Sexy Sophisticated." Not only will her line be "Edgy" and "Sexy", but it will make people of all ages and body type feel more confident in "the scene." This exclusive line will be limited and custom made to your body type.

A technical error from Pay Pal prevented us from adding one to our cart, so we weren't able to see how much "Sexy Sophisticated" costs. Take a look at some of your color choices:

Comments

[Plurabelle06]

10:10 AM on 02/26/2010

Sexy sophisticated? First, a sophisticated woman would never wear bleach-stained jeans a window valance as a shirt. No sexy woman would feel the need to put more plastic in her than a Tupperwear party. Sexy is a state of mind, not a state of silicone.
And 1980s Madonna called, she wants her gloves and slutty look back.

[Califishing]

07:30 PM on 02/25/2010

I think Jwoow and Jay-Roc (from Trailer Park boys) would be a good match..

[JonShank]

02:22 PM on 02/08/2010

I -- LOVE -- JWOWW!!!

[Dbos]

01:22 PM on 01/27/2010

The roller derby makes a come back

[peskime]

10:49 PM on 01/26/2010

Puts the Tack in T A C K Y

[mmgbizgirl]

10:33 AM on 01/26/2010

tasteless.

[NoSillyName]

02:45 AM on 01/26/2010

It looks better off than on, if the pictures are any indication..

[PatA]

08:55 PM on 01/25/2010

Bags for cantaloupes~

[ECB]

05:32 PM on 01/25/2010

Sh0 h0e !

[cgracec]

05:10 PM on 01/25/2010

If her breasts were natural they wouldn't look so propped up and there wouldn't be several inches of space in between them. Trust me, women with naturally large breasts always need proper bras and cleavage looks more like this ( )( ) as opposed to hers which looks like this ( ) ( )

[GemznPearlz]

03:48 PM on 01/25/2010

There was an episode of Will & Grace where Grace was wearing a button up shirt that was only buttoned at her navel, and she had no bra.

And Will says something like, "Dressed for open heart surgery I see...?"

[NikkiNY12]

10:36 AM on 01/26/2010

HA! now that was funny GemznPearlz...lmao

[GemznPearlz]

03:44 PM on 01/25/2010

DISCLAIMER: double-stick tape not included....

[kathy001]

02:24 PM on 01/25/2010

Sophisticated? Wow, the meaning of that word sure has changed over the last few years.

[jaslyn]

12:57 PM on 01/25/2010

Do they come with a complimentary stripper pole?? She thinks women would feel confident in this trashy get up?? Confident in what?, a hookup in 20 seconds flat?

[MsJoanne]

09:00 PM on 01/24/2010

I wonder if her designs cone with fake tittays...or if she charges extra for that.

Seriously, who'd wear that? And all sizes? Oy! That's just scary shizzz.

[Wood]

10:06 PM on 01/24/2010

bwaaahahahahah LOL ;)

[Francis 3]

02:34 PM on 01/25/2010

The ones that could wear a top like that won't...sadly, the ones that shouldn't even try will even wear them to work. YIKES!!