The New York Post hired the country's most famous call girl, Ashley Dupre, and now it's shelled out for America's first legal male prostitute.
Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller paid $500 for two hours with "Markus" for an article that made Tuesday's cover.
"Who would hire the first legal male hooker in the country?" Stadtmiller asks in the lede. "A desperate spinster? A lonely divorcee? A New York Post reporter on undercover assignment Answer: All of the above."
Stadtmiller traveled to Las Vegas to get naked with "Markus," but they did not have sex:
Minutes later, as we're standing naked in the shower, he's examining me like a second-rate gynecologist and nodding.
"Yeah," he murmurs, cooing that I'm "practically" an 8 or a 9. "Everything looks great down there."
Oh. My. God.