04/06/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Demetri Martin Serenades Crowd With One-Liners (VIDEO)

Armed with a guitar and tambourine, Demetri Martin rattled off a series of one liners last night on Jimmy Kimmel. "I was in a restaurant that had a sign that said 'Restrooms For Customers Only.' I thought, 'It must suck to work there." Gold like that never sounded so good.

His show "Important Things With Demetri Martin" kicks off its second season tonight on Comedy Central.


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