The Onion: Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk (VIDEO)

A report from The Onion details a dangerous worm that infects the computers of those returning from a long night of partying. Obtaining your credit card number, the virus is capable of purchasing "Golden Girls" DVD Box Sets, "Dukes of Hazzard" action figures, and Japanese weapons you saw in a movie last week. According to the report, the worm is triggered by specific Google searches. So next time you're drunkenly using your computer, please refrain from looking for naked pictures of Ferris Bueller's girlfriend.


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Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk