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5 Romantic Ways To Get Revenge On That Special Someone

First Posted: 04/13/10 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 04:30 PM ET

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cracked.com:

Well it turns out that the most successful techniques for irritating your ex are tightly tied to the techniques that originally won her heart. By adapting well established wooing techniques to suit your childish needs, we've created the following list of revenge techniques, sure to mildly annoy your one time lover.

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Well it turns out that the most successful techniques for irritating your ex are tightly tied to the techniques that originally won her heart. By adapting well established wooing techniques to suit yo...
Well it turns out that the most successful techniques for irritating your ex are tightly tied to the techniques that originally won her heart. By adapting well established wooing techniques to suit yo...
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01:00 AM on 02/14/2010
I never spend time getting even. First off it's childish, secondly it shows you still aren't over it, and thirdly if you spend your time getting even you'll never get ahead. I say give them enough rope, they always hang themselves.
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
04:20 AM on 02/12/2010
I remember an episode of "Roseanne" where her sister has date with a very young George Clooney and he told her he couldn't keep their date because his parents were going to be in town, so she goes out that night with some girlfriends to a club and there's Clooney with a hot looking woman. Whoa!!! What's a girl to do? Roseanne's sister excuses hersefl and walks up to the table where Clooney and his date are sitting and tells him something like, 'Don't forget to not stay out so late because the babysitter has to leave soon.' Clooney's date gets up furious with him. "You're married!" she says and then walks out in a huff. Not surprisingly, Roseanne's sister then walked triumphantly back to her table with a big smile. Now, that's the way to get even.
04:44 PM on 02/11/2010
i didn't get it.
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KIVPossum
Moldova Marsupial
02:55 PM on 02/11/2010
Romantic and Revenge don't go together. As all links to cracked.com, this is pretty poor comedy
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cef911f1
Dog loving, liberal old white guy living in SC.
11:31 AM on 02/11/2010
Pretty lame.
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CherrySpring
10:49 AM on 02/11/2010
This list is for people who have a really hard time letting go...also, too much time on their hands.