"Papa Says It Won't Hurt Us"
Yeah, but you still probably shouldn't let the kids take the gun to bed.<a href="http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/iver-johnson-safe-revolver-ad.jpg">(source)</a>
7-Up For Babies!
That's right! Get your baby started early on empty calories, with tooth decay to boot! <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/13/7-up-for-baby/">(source)</a>
He'll Beat You If The Coffee's Stale!
Chase & Sanborn: Threatening women with domestic violence since 1862! <a href="http://www.cracked.com">(source)</a>
Baby Knows: Marlboros Are The Best For Mommy!
These kids look downright envious of their mother's nicotine addiction. On the upside, cool hat! <a href="http://greensmoke.com/blog/vintage-cigarette-ads/">(source)</a>
Fat? Get a "Sanitized" Tape Worm!
Somehow we don't believe the gaurrentee on the bottom of "No ill effects!". They did say <i>tape worm</i>, right? <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/2715556095/in/set-72157606389427177/">(source)</a>
Blatz Beer "Nourishing Tonic" For Mom... And Baby!
Another case of babies drinking terrible things. What happened to warm milk? <a href="http://www.collectorsquest.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/beer-benefits-baby.jpg">(source)</a>
Doctors Recommend: Smoking!
If doctors smoke them, they must be good for you! Because doctors never die of unnatural causes. <a href="http://greensmoke.com/blog/vintage-cigarette-ads/">(source)</a>
Here's Your Whiskey, Master!
That's right, he's "double rich" because he gets all of his servant's money too. <a href="http://pzrservices.typepad.com">(source)</a>
Woman = Need Taming
Who Wants Women To Be "Spirited" Anyway? <a href="http://open.salon.com/blog/the_murph">(source)</a>
Athletes Smoke Cigarettes For Energy!
Wow, the Olympics really have changed. <a href="http://www.weirdomatic.com">(source)</a>
Bleach Your Skin... Or Face Being "Homely"
If "milky-white" skin is the only "natural" skin, why do we need a special product to get it? <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/2715556095/in/set-72157606389427177/">(source)</a>
It's A Man's World... Ties!
We're not arguing that it's a man's world, but we missed the part where women were slaves <a href="http://www.divinecaroline.com">(source)</a>
Oh, So THAT'S What Wives Are For!
We thought they were for lifelong companionship, mutual earning and habitual love. Silly us. <a href="http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/english/2009/11/10-most-bizarre-sexist-adverts.html">(source)</a>
"She Needs Sugar In Her Life. For Energy."
They forgot the part of Mary's day where she has a serious crash, breaks out, and gains 20 lbs. <a href="http://www.buyvintageads.com/">(source)</a>
So Easy, A Woman Can Do It!
"Uh Oh, Look what I figured out! Next I'll be driving a car!"<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/2715556095/in/set-72157606389427177/">(source)</a>
Tipalet Tobacco
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Pack your arteries with happiness!
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Rug
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A run in your stockings? Oh, we're through!
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/ddmaxfield"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="/images/profile/user_placeholder.gif" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/ddmaxfield">ddmaxfield</a>:<br />I've always thought pantyhose must be some cruel form of torture.
What toothache?
<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Frederick_Freekowtski"><img style="float:left;padding-right:6px !important;" src="/images/profile/user_placeholder.gif" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Frederick_Freekowtski">Frederick Freekowtski</a>:<br />you'll get that house built in NO TIME, kid!
Smoking Santa
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The Dentist Loves Viceroys
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Huffington Post Katla McGlynn First Posted: 04/13/10 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 04:30 PM ET