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The Weirdest Patents In The World (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post     First Posted: 04/13/10 06:12 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 04:30 PM ET

The American patent system has long been criticized for being inefficient and for hindering innovation. But, for all its disadvantages, our patent process has, at the very least, created some hilarious would-be products.

Of course, not every patent becomes the next iPod or even the next Roomba vacuum cleaner. As The Economist recently put it:

"Innovations based on patented inventions or discoveries can take teams of researchers, engineers and marketing experts a decade or more, and tens of millions of dollars, to transfer to the marketplace. And for every bright idea that goes on to become a commercial winner, literally thousands fall by the wayside."

For now, sweeping patent reform doesn't seem to be imminent, which means we're likely to see more wacky and oddly entrepreneurial patent applications like the ones we've compiled below.

Featuring a motorized ice cream cone and something called a "doll urn," this list is certainly not exhaustive. Got a favorite patent or failed invention that you think combines just the right kind of can-do spirit and Rube Goldberg-caliber complexity? Check out our list and click "Participate" to submit your own pick.

 
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Motorized ice cream cone (1999)
 
The inventor of this rotating ice cream cone explains that the device "expands the typical act of eating an ice cream cone to include numerous playful and creative possibilities including sculpting and carving of channels with one's tongue to form interesting shapes and patterns on the outer surface of an ice cream portion."
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The American patent system has long been criticized for being inefficient and for hindering innovation. But, for all its disadvantages, our patent process has, at the very least, created some hilariou...
The American patent system has long been criticized for being inefficient and for hindering innovation. But, for all its disadvantages, our patent process has, at the very least, created some hilariou...
 
 
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10:39 PM on 02/15/2010
Sorry, but I think the "flatulence deodorizer" and "screw-in coffin" beat out most of the above patents in the weirdness department. See for yourselves:
http://anticipatethis.wordpress.com/2010/02/10/they-invented-what-no-160/#more-1354
and
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/09/patent-for-a-screw-i.html
Ah, the vagaries of patent law. At least we have some comic relief.
http://www.GeneralPatent.com
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KingCujo
07:01 PM on 02/12/2010
Saw the dog carrier in action Onassis dock on Catalina Island in 2005, the dog seemed ok with it.
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DebtNavigation
Attorney and Author
04:55 PM on 02/11/2010
So does the gerbil shirt have an upgrade, like maybe a raccoon shirt?
02:33 PM on 02/11/2010
The trike/mower is cool.
12:26 PM on 02/11/2010
Fantastic! The Doll urn is just too creepy. But for cool, floating weirdness check out this triangle, balloon hotel thingy

http://www.greenexplorer.ovi.com/getinspired/europe/united-kingdom/the-skies-the-limit/

I want one!
10:54 AM on 02/11/2010
The device to wake up a sleeping driver could actually be good. The basic idea is great and could save a lot of lives. However, it is difficult to tell from the drawing whether the design is weird or not.

The gerbil shirt is hilarious. It would make a great gag gift for certain people.
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DavidWyld
Professor of Management
10:54 AM on 02/11/2010
The creative mind...wow, what would we do without inventors solving problems we never knew we had!

Great stuff - click through all!

David
10:50 AM on 02/11/2010
The doll urn is creepy, but not as creepy as using it for the ashes of a baby I guess.
10:17 AM on 02/11/2010
Well, I guess the gerbil shirt is OK...
If you're carrying more than one..
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seatech1
Love me some crawfish!
10:03 AM on 02/11/2010
Is anyone else having the problem with HP where multiple windows keep opening up by themselves?
10:47 AM on 02/11/2010
I have had that problem with Internet Explorer in general from time to time. If it is happening a lot, you might have contracted an adware virus.
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seatech1
Love me some crawfish!
08:07 PM on 02/18/2010
It only happens with Huffington pages. Might have something to do with an add-on that I have installed, but I don't know which one. Emailing HP's tech people gets nowhere. Probably just gets ignored.
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KIVPossum
Moldova Marsupial
09:47 AM on 02/11/2010
Tricycle mower looks pretty nice. Make it big enough for an adult to use it and it could be a lot of fun.
09:45 AM on 02/11/2010
I'd buy the hammock pants
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seatech1
Love me some crawfish!
08:08 PM on 02/18/2010
Yeah, no kidding. Right?