Raptor Devours Cheerleader (VIDEO)

During half-time at a recent Raptors vs. Nets game, the Raptor mascot ate a cheerleader. As the announcer put it: "Well the Raptor, having some fun with the cheerleaders... WOAH! Devoured! That's... That's wrong."

The Raptor initially appeared to be dancing with the cheerleader and then it reared its head back and completely engulfed the woman. The mascot then walked off the court. "That's really a tough night right there," a second announcer chimed in. The other cheerleaders didn't break beat.

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Comments

[rabiddog6708]

10:12 AM on 02/14/2010

Can't blame the Raptor. She looks like a tasty treat, a great souvenir for some lucky fan.

[zooperman]

09:34 AM on 02/14/2010

Why is it always the girls cheerleaders who get devoured? What about the boy cheerleaders. And the Gay and lesbian cheerleaders? They want to get eaten too you know.

[fromdnorth]

12:24 PM on 02/14/2010

'cuz Little boys are made of snaps and tails and puppy dogs tails - duh...

[blessedtoes]

05:30 PM on 02/15/2010

Umm, aren't lesbians girls too? How drunk are you, exactly?

[mrbadmood]

12:04 AM on 02/14/2010

Back in the 70's Sid and Marty Kroft had a rather largish puppet that went around eating people too.

Really, this shtick is not very new. If anyone finds it violent, offensive, or provocative(vores), let's just say you're a little late coming to the party to voice your concerns.

[Billy D]

10:47 PM on 02/13/2010

She'd always wanted to be eaten.

[Sing Out and Slap Iron]

05:17 PM on 02/13/2010

I can't fault the fella. I've fancied eating a cheerleader since I hit puberty! :)

[gnomic]

03:20 PM on 02/13/2010

What guy hasn't wanted to eat a cheerleader? Kudos!

[gnomic]

03:20 PM on 02/13/2010

That's funny!!

[Gary Lloyd]

10:05 AM on 02/13/2010

I've watched this video a hundred times and now feel 110% certain the whole thing was faked.

[VirginiaJeff]

01:15 PM on 02/13/2010

LOL

What do you mean?

[tiredofthesameoldstuff]

01:17 PM on 02/13/2010

Uh duh! The cheerleader just moved into the mascot costume. It was all arranged. Clearly two people can fit into the thing.

[fromdnorth]

01:33 PM on 02/13/2010

It is not a costume dummy...

I live in Canada... I know...

Ever heard of the Alberta badlands!!!

Humans and dinosaurs live at the same time...

Sheesh...

[hottingers]

09:38 AM on 02/13/2010

Smelled like fish, tasted like chicken.

[praxitas]

01:18 PM on 02/13/2010

chicken of the sea my friend.

[Billy D]

10:48 PM on 02/13/2010

Are you going to eat her whole?

No, I'm going to spit that out.

[PRONESE]

07:37 AM on 02/13/2010

Off to the locker room we go!
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Posish!
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R/ PRONESE

[erinaceus]

05:19 AM on 02/13/2010

Eat
Mor
Cheerleadin

[kev1000]

04:29 AM on 02/13/2010

Well, that's one way to settle a contract dispute!

[jdbond]

04:20 AM on 02/13/2010

Only if he had some hot sauce for that...

[leanjhuls2]

03:32 AM on 02/13/2010

The Raptor prefers white meat.

[LeftLeanWing]

01:24 AM on 02/13/2010

So this is how Chic-Fil-A got its start.