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The 9 Douchiest Things John Mayer Has Ever Said

First Posted: 12/13/10 02:37 PM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 04:35 PM ET

We always had an inkling that John Mayer was a douche -- ever since we heard lyrics like like "You got this room for two / One thing I've left to do / Discover me / Discovering you." But now it seems that Mayer is not content with his lyrics doing the talking, and jumps at the chance to out-douche himself with every interview he gives. We've compiled the douchiest gems of the bunch for your enjoyment.

On Dating Black Women
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"My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."
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We always had an inkling that John Mayer was a douche -- ever since we heard lyrics like like "You got this room for two / One thing I've left to do / Discover me / Discovering you." But now it seems ...
We always had an inkling that John Mayer was a douche -- ever since we heard lyrics like like "You got this room for two / One thing I've left to do / Discover me / Discovering you." But now it seems ...
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