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04/28/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

6 Things Your Body Does Every Day (That Can Destroy You)

Life is dangerous: You could slip in the shower, get hit by a bus, mauled by a bear or drown in breasts (it happens, look it up). It always pays to be safe, and a life lived cautiously is a life lived long. For those of us who walk the cautious road and avoid the three lethal B's--buses, bears and breasts--wherever possible, life should be more or less safe. Right? Not in the slightest.

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