"Jersey Shore" is everywhere. We can't escape these guys. The moment we think they've faded into pop culture oblivion, The Situation will morph in fist-a-pumpin, JWoww will throw a party for her boobs, or Snooki will continue to exist. So why fight it? Let's just let it happen. It'll be much easier to handle when they take over the world.
This week they'll be reenacting scenes from Best Picture Nominees on "Lopez Tonight." Here's a tease for their take on "The Hurt Locker."