05/03/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Jersey Shore Presents Inglourious Basterds: A Jersey Shore Oscar Remake (VIDEO)

Another installment in the epic series Jersey Shore Presents, in which the guido stars remake Oscar-nominated movies. This time it's Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds." Snooki takes on Brad Pitt's role and rallies her guido troops with cries of

When the Floridians close their eyes at night, it's gonna be the thought of us the height of our hair, the sound of our techno music, and the smell of axe body spray. That's what they'll be tortured with.

The new season of Jersey Shore will be in Miami. Captain Snooki describes their mission:

We will be dropped into South Beach dressed as civilians. Some might think we're even Cuban... And once we're there, we're gonna be doing one thing, and one thing only, killing brain cells.

This is our favorite remake. Bonus scene below the first one.