Fast food mascots never really did much for us. We're happy they exist, but we're buying those Frostees because they're delicious. Not because a girl in pigtails is earning her paycheck. But perhaps we just never got to see them cut loose and hit the town. Just goes to show you that you can't really judge a fast food mascot until you see him inhale a mountain of cocaine and bang a few strippers.
Luckily the music video for Rad Omen's "Rad Anthem" gives life to these classic characters (though the Burger King looks more like Jesus, which only adds to the discomfort/awesomeness of watching him let loose). It also has the added bonus of a cameo by comedian Nick Swardson as a certain pig-tailed stripper. Now that sells Frostees. (via Buzzfeed)
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