Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on the "Howard Stern Show" this morning. The winning alleged mistress earned $75,000 for her championship performance, and listeners were treated to juicy tidbits from Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

According to tweets from listeners and attendees, Jungers claimed that Woods was well endowed. "Tiger's wood was nine inches," she evidently said. Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie, meanwhile, claimed Woods was "bigger and better" than Michael Jordan.

Both Grubbs and Jungers said that Woods never used condoms when sleeping with them, which echoes previous reports. Jungers reiterated that she slept with Woods the night his father died.

For those with a financial interest in the outcome of today's pageant, Jungers' victory is a bit of an upset. The gambling odds made both Jungers and Grubbs a +500 bet, while Jolie was the favorite at +250. (Another alleged mistress, the sometimes revealingly dressed Cori Rist, was also at +250, but she did not compete.)

More women linked to Tiger Woods

• Emma Rotherham allegedly had early-morning sex on Woods' office couch. Tiger reportedly loved to see her in black stockings and suspenders.
• Julie Postle (PHOTOS) allegedly met Woods when she worked as a cocktail waitress in Orlando. Tiger was reportedly "obsessed" with Postle and "really hunted" her. She was also photographed in a bikini.

• Susie Ogren says she took ecstasy with Tiger and he hoped "to get me into bed."
• Rachel Uchitel (PHOTOS) was the first of Tiger's alleged mistresses. Woods reportedly emailed her once to say that "I finally found someone I connect with." In another alleged email, Woods shared a steamy fantasy of Uchitel simultaneously having sex with Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz. A National Enquirer source called Uchitel a "celebrity whore."
• Theresa Rogers has been described as a "cougar" who allegedly boasted that she taught Tiger "everything he needed to know to be a great lover." She reportedly conceived a baby while she was seeing Woods, but an article suggests she believes the father is a Serbian basketball player she was also seeing at the time. According to another article, Woods told Rogers that he only married Elin Nordegren to boost his image. The 40-something Rogers may have negotiated a payoff in exchange for her silence.
• Joslyn James is a porn star (PHOTOS, VIDEO) who has starred in films such as Porn Star Brides and MIA - Milfs In Action. She is also wanted in Washington state.
• Holly Sampson is a porn star (NSFW pictures, video) whose films include Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife. She may have worked as an escort (NSFW) and appeared in a video in which she describes her "amazing" sex with Tiger Woods. In another article, she spoke about the "sensual, beautiful experience."

Comments

[Loni Wolf]

05:25 PM on 03/13/2010

I agree with Byronator- & I'm not responding to anymore of the crap on this silly non-story. Let it rest in peace and obscurity where it belongs! It's boring, meaningless & stupid to boot, I'm going back to my life, as advised! Thanks Byron

[Elrancho2]

05:17 PM on 03/13/2010

Only nine inches?! I'm a little disappointed.

[Mechelle Gray]

05:58 PM on 03/14/2010

Sheesh. I don't know if you are male or female, so I won't respond. HA

[SouthAustin]

12:56 PM on 03/13/2010

Don't know why ppl keep saying this isn't news. When the story is about a super rich dude with 9 inches of black steel and your audience is made of males with no serious money with a 2 inch pretzel made out of marshmallow and their women who are angry and sexually frustrated , this is big news (pun intended).

[Mechelle Gray]

05:58 PM on 03/14/2010

HA

[NewThought]

12:18 PM on 03/13/2010

LOL in tears! Should make other famous dudes doing the same thing go cold turkey! LOL!!

[blueskybigstar]

05:04 AM on 03/13/2010

I wonder if they could discern which side he gets his size from.

[martin2]

01:35 AM on 03/13/2010

They are not mistresses they were to put it politely payed encounters.
Stern has not the faintest how many there were he as usual is full of it.

[johnny black]

12:31 AM on 03/13/2010

yo dats messed up why dey on dat man's jock like dat

[Doktorkev]

08:06 PM on 03/12/2010

There was Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant?!! Damn I need to get out more often.

[Artos]

11:30 AM on 03/13/2010

Oh yeah, he was actually shooting for a whole fifty, one from every state and possibly Puerto Rico as well. Then it would be more like real pageant. Of course as usual, I'm sure that Texas, New York , California or Florida would probably have won as they always do in the other pageants.

[Trance2010]

05:21 PM on 03/12/2010

All I can say is... you can't spell stud with out STD.

[flamenco]

01:25 PM on 03/12/2010

Wow, Stern fans must be confused.... of all the legions of them, she is actually the least attractive.

[Levittown]

08:26 PM on 03/12/2010

I think Huffington and the TODAY show have lowered their taste ranking by indulging in the Tiger Woods family gossip BS. It is not news fit for honest reporting. Next I expect to see a measuring chart comparing all male celebrities. And how many times female celebrities hire a male prostitute. You really make me sick with all this BS. Also, to quote Stern is to promote more BS. His success is a reminder that we get a Bush or a Cheney too often.

[easttone]

12:51 PM on 03/12/2010

hey howard did the wife upgrade also, just let these bimbo's have some fun while they can. these chicks think all this press will lead to something big. playboy, they get to star in the movie xxx how many tails can a tiger have. create there own web site tigers ladies go it without him. just want to see tiger play golf again. tiger also can your caddy he stated he would have ran to elin if he knew. doesn't your caddy know your his meal ticket oh i forgot your caddy will have a boook soon and it makes better press headlines if he gets fired. i wonder when the book release will be i wonder if it will be right around one of your majors.

[zeedotme]

12:09 PM on 03/12/2010

Hilarious.

[Mechelle Gray]

09:40 AM on 03/12/2010

Guess the "nine" explains why Elin stayed.

[martin2]

12:28 AM on 03/13/2010

Blame the woman-- Blame the wife Women are better than men they put children first.
Shame on you.

[Mechelle Gray]

06:00 PM on 03/14/2010

Are you serious? So your wife cheated on you and you stayed for your children?

HA

[SethBLiNK]

10:28 AM on 03/13/2010

That and the half-billion. He's packin' in a couple places.

[Mechelle Gray]

06:00 PM on 03/14/2010

HA

[espressobeans]

07:47 AM on 03/12/2010

Do we really need to reward this type of behavior with publicity? Tiger was a dog but it was no secret that he was married and it seems he had no trouble finding women who had no problem with that. It's pretty shallow. Can we cover something that isn't?

[Tony581]

11:45 AM on 03/12/2010

Yes we do. It is important to reward this type of behavior with publicity, especially when the publicity is amusing. Tiger Woods may be a golfer, but he golfs for himself, not to end world hunger. I watch Tiger Woods on TV because it is entertaining. So his role in society is that of an entertainer. The mistress saga is entertaining, especially when presented in a humorous fashion. So, it is all good.

[Loni Wolf]

02:37 AM on 03/12/2010

When will the media STOP calling these women "mistressess? They are NOT! the word is defined in the dictionary as: " A woman who has a continuing, extramarital sexual relationship with one man, esp. a man who, in return for an exclusive and continuing liaison, provides her with financial support." None of these females come close to this definition. What they had with Mr. Woods was an extended round of booty calls. This is NOT a mistress. They were casual sex partners.They did not act responsibly & insist on using protection. It takes 2 to tango & I'm tired of these women being portrayed as "victims". Point 1. They knew he was married. Point 2. They didn't care. Point 3 Tiger didn't take them out in public or advertise his liasions with them, buy them expensive gifts, as men with mistresses do. Gag me with their feelings" being hurt" or that they "were in love" with him". this is utter garbage. They did it for perceived financial gain & fell for the oldest line in the book "My wife doesn't understand me". Any woman that dumb deserves whatever she gets. They don't deserve our attention or the media's. Hasn't this scandal run it's course? it's old, overcovered & boring. We don't need or want to hear any more from these women.

[Ernst777]

07:33 AM on 03/12/2010

There are plenty of good medications that can help you.

[Loni Wolf]

04:02 PM on 03/12/2010

What do these girls possibly have to say that will be of interest? or do you just want to see them naked in Penthouse or Playboy? Do you want to seriously date or marry one of these women? Aren't you concerned about getting an STD given their history of not using condoms? If not, YOU need medicine, buddy boy.

[Artos]

11:33 AM on 03/13/2010

What's your problem, she's right and you should take the meds, maybe they'll put you to sleep for awhile.

[Hugh-Leighton]

09:16 AM on 03/12/2010

I agree with everything you said, Loni, and I would like to add one more item. The whole media frenzy over this issue, and others like it, reflects badly on where the youth of this nation, and of the world are heading. It is apperently not only acceptable for people to behave badly again and again, but that behavior will be splashed across the front pages, real and virtual, in a celebration of moral poverty. What message are we sending, at full volume, to those youth who are searching for the path to adulthood? Is adultery now a feature of the moral high ground? Is prostitution now an essential step on the road to fame and fortune? Where is the understanding of real love, the sacred trust between two people that has been the foundation of every successful social structure for thousands of years? I am sorry to say it, but I find postings like these as morally bankrupt as the behavior of the players. During his first campaign for election in Canada, Pierre Trudeau said, "The government has no business in the bedrooms of the nation." In my opinion, neither does the media.

[Intelligentia]

10:13 AM on 03/12/2010

You and (Mr. or Ms.) Wolf make excellent points. The problem is that the people who peddle this gabbage rely on gabbage to make their living. In order to stay in business, they have to represent people like these women as something towards which young women should gravitate. As women like the ones featured in the Tiger Woods frenzy age, their bodies would no longer sustain the gabbage business, which means they have to find younger replacements. The younger ones of today are looking forward to turning eighteen, in order to replace the aging and aged group, because these children have been deliberately brainwashed into beleiving that shameful and irresponsible behaviour are what catapults one to fame.The community and the churches better get a handle on this, if it is not too late. Otherwise, the moral foundation of this nation would be forever crumbled, which, in my view, is the goal of those in the gabbage business!

[Artos]

11:36 AM on 03/13/2010

This stuff is really not much different than the Romans and their Coliseums. Humans have a deep seated and pathetic need to wallow in filth. It keeps their minds off their own boring and shallow lives. Mores the pity, it seems that Humanity will never truly evolve before self destructing.