Couldn't the Tiger Woods scandal have coincided with the "South Park" season? Jeez. The nerve of that guy. It's not enough for him to sleep with every woman he sees; he has to make us wait for "South Park" to make fun of him, too? Selfish, Tiger. Just selfish.
But alas, the wait is finally over. "South Park" kicked off its new season last night, taking on Tiger and other celebrity sex addicts. Cartman and Kenny played an intense game of "EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour." Wait til you see the realism.