For starters, we would like to acknowledge that while this video is quite funny, we have nothing against Stouffers. In fact, their french bread pizza is delicious and one may just happen to be in the our office's freezer as we post this. But alas, yes, there is something inherently depressing about single serving microwave meals. And The Onion is top of it with this report that Stouffers is taking extra measures to make sure its demographic stays alive.
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