According to the AP, a drunk Pennsylvania man was arrested after he was found attempting to revive a dead possum along the highway. The man, Donald Wolfe, was charged with public drunkenness (apparently he was let off on practicing medicine without a license).
The state police did not specify the tactics Wolfe used to revive the roadkill. But you can use your imagination: CPR, defribrillaters, whatever you want. We're kind of hoping he was putting sunglasses on it for a little "Weekend At Bernies" action. (via BWE)
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