Grist offers some handy April Fools' advice on what to do should you run into a climate skeptic: Strangle him.
First step: "Find someone who, despite reason and overwhelming scientific data does not believe that climate change is real and happening due to human industry."
Grist's Umbra Fisk spots one such person, documentary filmmaker Phelim McAleer, and tries to choke some sense into him.
Except wait, don't actually strangle your skeptic. That's not very nice. Maybe just enough to shake him up a little, wish him a Happy April Fools' Day and be on your way.
*Note: We are not advocating strangling anyone. Sense of humor required!