06/01/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Stan's Dad Gets Cancer To Obtain Medicinal Marijuana (VIDEO)

On last night's South Park, a local KFC gets turned into a medicinal marijuana dispensary and Randy cannot wait to get a referral. There's just one problem - he's completely healthy. So he does the logical thing and attempts to get cancer so he can pick up some legal bud. The results of his self-sabotage are giant balls, both figuratively and very, very literally. Randy takes to the streets to celebrate his marijuana license, singing Bob Marley songs while he wheelbarrows his balls around town.