06/02/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

iPad Renamed The More Apt 'iPorn' (VIDEO)

The developers of the iPad are really disappointed. After spending months creating the next revolutionary device from Apple, they are now convinced it will only be used for one purpose: watching porn. A teary-eyed Steve Jobs has even asked them to develop a screen protector for any "fluids" that could damage the product, and it's breaking their hearts. Shame on you, would-be masturbators. Enjoy your filthy, disgusting iPorn.


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