Outrageous Google Trends That Make Us Question Humanity (PICTURES)

Google trends is a really useful tool if you want to learn more about how people use the Internet. It's also really helpful for figuring out how ridiculous people are. You have to remember that these are collective data - many different people have to search for the same thing in order for it to become a hot trend. How so many people could want to sleep with their sisters, care more about "American Idol" than climate change, or not know who MERYL Streep is, totally confounds us. These screenshots are hilarious proof of how little we know, and how bizarre our queries can really get.

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[drxcreatures]

06:30 PM on 05/06/2010

Over half of those are no big deal. Some are crazy, some are funny and a couple are just plain sick.

[Kyo Hanakara]

10:55 PM on 05/01/2010

can i get pregnant from a dog?
how is that a bad question? is it bad to be curious? of course the only thing this means is
that this women has not had a decent biology class all her life. other than that i think it is great to be curious. America seriously needs to step up to gives its people a better science and math education.

[kenneth wong]

07:08 AM on 04/26/2010

@-@

[kenneth wong]

06:57 AM on 04/26/2010

hi

[kenneth wong]

06:48 AM on 04/26/2010

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[kenneth wong]

03:46 AM on 04/26/2010

a

[Mark Buckawicki]

10:11 AM on 04/11/2010

Darn.. outed as the "dog got me pregnant guy" well I guess there is no use in denying it now.. a dog got me pregnant.

[ReedYoung]

02:43 PM on 04/14/2010

Bah! That one is obviously a joke. Probably a lot of people got together just to *make* that a trend. On just that page, there's another trend that makes me question humanity, or at least the U.S. education system, much more: "texes."

[loberg]

09:23 AM on 04/11/2010

When I lived in the States I was always hurt when someone took offense at my opinions, political or otherwise, and said, "if you don't like it here, why don't you move to Canada!" Now that I live in Québec, I consider this the best advice I ever received. Bonne journée !

[FeedTheRightWolf]

10:37 PM on 04/10/2010

That's pretty cool, I've posted one of my own a while back porn is greater than pretty much anything else in life http://www.feedtherightwolf.org/2009/11/porn-love-life-work-money.html

[freq32]

01:27 AM on 04/10/2010

good one huff.. tanx!

[Copeword]

04:01 PM on 04/09/2010

I'm sure those people are very disappointed that they can't have puppies.

[Keypinitreel]

12:34 PM on 04/09/2010

Idiocracy,

That movie just may be a lot closer to reality than people think.

[Marvin Burt]

09:20 AM on 04/21/2010

it is scary!

[Shelly Maycock]

12:11 PM on 04/09/2010

Whoever wrote the comments doesn't know how to use amount vs. number or less/fewer. Lamenting the additional lack of literacy.

[TokyoSky]

01:41 AM on 04/11/2010

Perhaps you are correct, but it is of my opinion that your use of the word lamenting is poor.

[missgramma2005]

10:52 AM on 04/09/2010

WTF! I knew there were a lot of inbred whitebread nationalists haters online and googling but gee whiz this is sick! Leave my doggies out of your freak shows.

[peanut]

05:26 AM on 04/09/2010

America has become the land of fools! How else does one explain the behavior of its citizens? There is definitely an intellectual drain and it isn't from any one particular age group. Information seems to no longer be based on facts ascertained through research, but tends to come from clueless talking heads equippd with the latest techology. It seems more and more that an outrageous LIE, repeated numerous times, takes on a life of it own and for an evergrowing minority, becomes fact in their world.
It is all pretty scary when it is put into perspective, especially knowing that these same people cast votes to determine the country's future. I hope it is a mere "bump in the road" but I fear it is more than that. It begs the question: "Is it too late?" If you have to ask, "Too late for what?" then maybe you should "google" it!

[dmyron]

05:57 AM on 04/09/2010

As i have said here before,the question is not whether mankind will continue to exist,rather,does it deserve to continue to exist.The answer will depend on your perspective.Mine is that the glass is half empty............