Kutcher plays a retired assassin who discovers a hit has been put out on him shortly after marrying Heigl, and then I'm forced to assume that hilarity ensues.
Something tells me that these screen shots and trailer (you can watch it after the jump) pretty much feature the only part of the movie that's worth anything. Male flesh! I just saved you ten bucks. You're welcome.
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