Russian Fairy Tales Have Crappy Endings (PICTURE)

06/20/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Looking at this picture, it's easy to judge Russia. But shouldn't we really judging ourselves for not having the utopia that they clearly have? It's time to wake up America, and accept that Russia is a far more advanced society - a nation where freakishly large pieces of feces not only live and breathe (and have handsome haircuts), but are equal to princesses. We could learn from them and their rampant, fecal dating scene. (via I Am Bored)