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The Most Absurd Break-Up Letters Of All Time

The Huffington Post   Willy Appelman   First Posted: 06/22/10 06:12 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 05:15 PM ET

People break up for many reasons. Maybe it was loyalty issues, maybe it was problems on the dance floor or maybe it was the naked pictures of their ex that they kept on the background of their phone. Whatever the case may be, we're lucky these folks did it in letter form. We've compiled some of the most absurd letters we could find so that next time you write a break up letter, you'll be prepared. Enjoy!

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  • McCain's Effect On Love

    Dave isn't into "Big Government" and Beth isn't into "Big" Dave; this courtship was bound to fail. <a href="http://files.sharenator.com/DearDaveIl_individual_Break_Up_Letter_From_Hell-s400x441-34392-580.jpg" target="_hplink">(Source)</a>

  • The Giraffe

    We actually feel bad for this girl. It's not often you lose the most awesome guy ever. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/minjaeormes/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do-ohu/">(source)</a>

  • Didn't See That Coming

    Poor Erin, the worst thing after getting a compliment is to get dumped. The 2nd worst thing is to realize how well your ex can turn "100,000,000 sparkly trampolines" into poetry. <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/seeyourvoice/3553297430/">(source)</a>

  • It's Over. 4or Real.

    Does spelling "for" wrong ease the pain of a break up? If you're 8 or older, yes. <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2250/2384858694_2eabb897a4.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/neogoddess/2384858694/&usg=__Ju0jUECtDOV8CzzTiU_oM-nlxSc=&h=500&w=321&sz=120&hl=en&start=15&sig2=cZu84YrbAOoYGIcHDLE2TA&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=4yI46OBEXV9nwM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=83&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbreak%2Bup%2Bletters%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS312%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=EF-2S9P-HYWdlgeGvuhU">(source)</a>

  • Salt, Meet Wound

    I know it, you know it, Sparky knows it. <a href="http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Breakup-Letter.jpg">(source)</a>

  • The Overdramatic Letter

    "That is the gift I got from you...Love. It never dies and will never lessen, subside or disapear. We will meet again one day in heaven and we'll love each other like there was no pause." In another situation, receiving this letter would be grounds for breaking up with its author. <a href="http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=break+up+letter&go=&form=QBIR&qs=n&sk=&sc=2-11#focal=def723c7b46352ff20b4f144da4703b9&furl=http%3A%2F%2Ffoundmagazine.com%2Fimages%2Ffinds%2Ffull%2Fbreakupletterotherside.gif">(source)</a>

  • BUSTED!

    Hard to tell if she's upset at the pics or the fact that she's fat.

  • Effective Advertising

    Love is hard, but eventually you learn that the best way to confront your problems is to post them on billboards. <a href="http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2006/billboard-breakup.jpg">(source)</a>

  • Personals Get Personal

    We're guessing they had communication problems. <a href="http://sweetiegirlz.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/break-up-by-news-paper.jpgf">(source)</a>

  • Star Wars References Will Not Win Her Back

    After being dumped by your girlfriend, the next logical step is to profess your love to her through Star Wars references. <a href="http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-up-letters-51.jpg">(source)</a>

  • Break Up Letter Fiasco

    For the thrilling conclusion and dramatic reading of this letter, please click <a href="http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/">here</a>.

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