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Pope Jokes Spark APOLOGY From UK

DAVID STRINGER   04/25/10 10:09 AM ET   AP

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LONDON — Britain's Foreign Office issued a hasty apology Sunday to Pope Benedict XVI after publication of an internal memo in which officials joked he could open an abortion clinic, launch a range of condoms or sing a duet with Queen Elizabeth II during a four-day visit in September.

The document, sections of which were published in the Sunday Telegraph newspaper, also proposed the pope could bless a gay marriage, and acknowledge the clerical sex abuse scandal by establishing a hot line for abused children, or honoring abuse whistleblowers.

Junior officials wrote the memo following a brainstorming session intended to discuss ideas for the visit, the first to Britain by the head of the Roman Catholic Church since Pope John Paul II in 1982.

Though some included advice for Britain's government on how to approach the abuse scandal, the ministry condemned many of the proposals as "ill-judged, naive and disrespectful."

Britain's ambassador to the Vatican, Francis Campbell, met senior Vatican officials offer a formal apology and one individual involved in drafting the memo has been transferred to other duties, the ministry said.

"The Foreign Office very much regrets this incident and is deeply sorry for the offense which it has caused," the ministry said in a statement. "We strongly value the close and productive relationship between the U.K. government and the Holy See and look forward to deepening this further with the visit of Pope Benedict to the U.K."

The document featured a diagram listing people likely to have an influential role during, or in commenting on, the visit – which ranked Scottish singer Susan Boyle, the surprise reality television star, as more important than Archbishop of Westminster Vincent Nichols, the head of the Catholic Church in England and Wales.

An accompanying note acknowledged many of the ideas contained in the memo were extreme. "These should not be shared externally...," it read, explaining the document was "the product of a brainstorm which took into account even the most far-fetched of ideas."

Vatican spokesman Rev. Federico Lombardi said an apology from Britain had been received through the Holy See's embassy. "They supplied all the explanations, and there is nothing to add," Lombardi said.

Britain's Scotland Secretary Jim Murphy on Sunday branded the suggestions contained in the memo as despicable. "These are vile, they're insulting, an embarrassment, and on behalf of the whole of the United Kingdom, I would want to apologize," he said, during an election debate.

During his visit to Scotland and England, Pope Benedict XVI will give a speech in London, attend an ecumenical service at Westminster Abbey and conduct a public mass in Glasgow's Bellahouston Park.

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Associated Press Writer Frances D'Emilio in Rome contributed to this report.

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thrugreeneyez
12:16 PM on 04/27/2010
I urge British law enforcement to arrest the Pope when he visits in September. Make the world proud and do what is right.
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sieben13
09:19 PM on 04/26/2010
Put the abusers where they BELONG "IN A COURT OF LAW"
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2CLEVER
04:20 PM on 04/26/2010
dos
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xena
02:57 PM on 04/26/2010
Is humor on the manmade list of sins of the Catholic church too? Glad I don't do religion.
11:50 AM on 04/26/2010
Laughter is God's best, most life-sustaining, and most cleansing remedy. Personally, I offer three cheers to the junior officials in Britain's Foreign Office. Very funny stuff. And a suggestion that the Vatican not get its panties in a knot over the matter. It has far more grievious and extremely serious issues to focus all its attention and energy on - like child sexual abuse, predator priests, hierarchy cover-up and criminal inaction, overall misogyny, the poor (but they will always be with us), its medieval thinking and administration. So smile, 'cause you're on candid camera.
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April Ransom DF
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11:24 AM on 05/12/2010
I agree. The memo was a private brainstorm session. It was noted with a disclaimer that the contents were in some ways extreme and all points were considered, however outlandish or over the top, and it was not to be distributed externally. The fact that an apology even had to be issued is silly. The Pope needs to get a sense of humor, because the more someone reacts to a joke the more people are going to make fun of them. I teach my children this, you would think the Pope would be mature enough to ignore teasing.
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rf dude
Just an average Man of Bronze
11:33 AM on 05/15/2010
#4!
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patches12
11:07 AM on 04/26/2010
Sure its OK beat up the Catholics.. keep it up.. YOU COWARDS... not a peep though, never will be, about Islam and its mysogyny, its oppression, its extremists who murder innocents, its female mutilations, its "honor" killings", its arranged marriages with 12 and 13 year old girls.. NOPE.. just the Catholics.
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PWM
Eisenhower Rep. The 1% started class warfare.
11:20 AM on 04/26/2010
So you think it is ok this pope covered up the sexual abuse of children.

Your deflection only proves how disgusting the Roman church has become.
11:51 AM on 04/26/2010
Cupcake, when the shoe fits, wear it.
11:06 AM on 04/26/2010
Perhaps someone has been watching too much of the Daily Show or Colbert Report? But seriously, often times humour cuts to the very heart of a subject to show how ridiculous or outrageous someone or some organisation is and this memo did it better than most. I suppose the up side for the Vatican spokesman was that for the first time in quite a while he need not field questions on another pedophile Bishop or how the Pope stopped the de-frocking of a serial rapist of deaf kids. I wonder what he will have on his plate over the next week or two?
11:13 AM on 04/26/2010
They forgot to mention getting the Pope to jump in the volcano as an apeasement to the gods.
12:41 PM on 04/26/2010
that is wonderful alicetilden . . . love it
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Giveadamn
Don't let them school you or even try to fool you.
10:21 AM on 04/26/2010
It's upsetting to hear any apology being given to someone who facilitated the abuse/rape of children! Got an apology for serial killers too?
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PWM
Eisenhower Rep. The 1% started class warfare.
11:20 AM on 04/26/2010
Why not an apology to Hitler.
09:30 AM on 04/26/2010
I thought the memo was very funny . . . I hope he cancels his visit . . .
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Whinger
I'm Just Me!
08:49 AM on 04/26/2010
The man's a big enough joke all on his own, he doesn't need any help!
01:47 AM on 04/26/2010
it seems to me that most of these suggestions (except perhaps for the duets with the Queen) are perfectly valid and good ideas. One might refer to Matthew: "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast the mote out of thy brother's eye." The Vatican is quick to take offence -- perhaps they should be equally quick to apologize themselves for the misery and suffering they have caused. I'm not just speaking of the abused children, but of the millions of women and families whose poverty and unhappiness has been added to by unwanted pregnancies and by the rejection of gay sexuality. Apparently sexual morality is the only type of morality a religion -- any religion -- is capable of recognizing, and then rarely directed at the behavior of heterosexual men. What about social responsibility and solidarity? What about "loving one's neighbor as oneself"?
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
12:34 AM on 04/26/2010
I had Ratzinger's flak in the back of my Lancaster once.
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
12:01 AM on 04/26/2010
Dear Ratzinger,

We're deeply sorry that you had to put down your altarboy to get upset about us laughing at your jurassic approach to humanity. In fact, we welcome greatly the chance to have your miserable old carcass disgrace our country, and look forward to paying your criminal child-rape organization's costs in this matter.

More fool us,

The UK.
09:54 PM on 04/25/2010
Soon it will be the abused children apologising to the Pope for just being so damned tempting.

Kinda sick.
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
11:22 PM on 04/25/2010
He's been there already, with the repent shtick.
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hagagaga
My comments are funnier than yours.
07:54 PM on 04/25/2010
Why apologize when it's funny?