If you like it, put an MRS degree on it?
That's one takeaway from this video by CBS Follies, a comedy and dance group at Columbia Business School. The group spoofs Beyonce's "Single Ladies," translating it to their mock-business school goal: finding a husband.
Sample lyrics: "I'm in business school to get me my M-R-S/The returns on a marriage are worth the debt/Findin' a man in the market's not happened yet/So I'm gonna find my hubby at CBS/Oh, oh, oh."
Alas, the free market can't work for everything.