Stephen Colbert takes pride in his anti-Stephen Hawking stance. So when that "hubble-humper' recently suggested that not only does extraterrestrial life exist, but humans should fear an alien invasion, it did not go over too well.
Colbert looked to the future and saw that a lot of good can come of such an event. Like a t-shirt gun wielding mascot for the Cleveland Humans. He summed it up, saying, "For suggesting that aliens enslaving us would be a bad thing...Stephen Hawking is such an A-Hole."