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Teddy Bear Equipped For Destruction Of Innocence (PHOTO)

05/10/2010 03:39 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

We have to say, we kind of like this idea. You give the teddy bear to your child when he/she is young, then reveal the hidden compartment when they are old enough. Sure, you wouldn't want your child to become addicted to any of these substances (plus - what is the rope for? Scary!), but after he/she reads a bit of Salinger, this kit is just enough for a few nights of reckless, innocent-ending behavior that will propel them into an interesting, literary-inspired lifestyle. Or, it will scar them for life. (via 9Gag)

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