05/12/2010 12:22 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Wolf Blitzer Celebrates 20 Years With CNN By Partying With Washington Wizards Mascot (VIDEO)

Via Wonkette, here's video of CNN's Wolf Blitzer, who -- with the help of the Make-A-Wish Foundation, probably -- celebrated his twenty years of service at CNN in the company of Paul Begala and the Washington Wizards mascot: an anthropomorphic sack of blue WTF known as "Gee Whiz."

Blitzer is apparently the Wizards' "number one fan," narrowly beating out Matthew Yglesias and a handful of members of the Wizards team. Along the way, he offers some groundbreaking journalistic scoops, offering that the Wizards "have a team," and correctly identifying the coach, the general manager and the owner.

It is unknown how many CNN employees had to be laid off to pay for this celebration.


By the way, "Gee Whiz" offers Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan its endorsement, so, you know, filibuster at your peril, Senator Mitch McConnell.

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