Last night on "Late Night," Jimmy Fallon did another installment of "Robert Pattinson Is Bothered" and this week's target was the iPad. Perched in his usual treetop, Pattinson ranted about the much-hyped gadget, asking why anyone would "pay a thousand dollars" for a "tiny glass coffee table from the 80's." Yeah, Robert, we know it looks like half a laptop, but what about all the cool apps? According to him, apps are small, fried foods you eat before the main course, "which isn't buying an iPad." Touché, Robert. Touché.