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Russell Brand In 'Playboy': Why I Put A Barbie In My Rectum

Russell Brand Playboy

First Posted: 05/14/10 10:18 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 05:30 PM ET

Russell Brand's full Playboy interview is out, and not only does he reveal that he once hired a team to help him find women to feed his sex addiction, but he talks about his old days of prostitutes and heroin addiction and explains why he once put a Barbie doll up his rear end.

On his first prostitute:

PLAYBOY: Your father bought a prostitute for you during a trip to Hong Kong when you were just 16 years old. Was that experience terrifying or exhilarating?
BRAND: It wasn't as irresponsible as it sounds. It was just the consequence of a night of drinking. I was in no way coerced. It was actually one of the most exciting things that ever happened to me. I can still recall everything about that night--the women in their high heels clinking across the floor and the smell of perfume and booze. I've had a strange attraction to prostitutes ever since. I just liked hanging out with them and talking to them. Prostitutes are some of the most fascinating women I've met in the world.

On the meaning of the Barbie:

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible there's a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?
BRAND: If there is, I haven't found it. [laughs] If I remember correctly, I chose the Barbie doll because it represents the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity, the commercialization of sexuality, blah blah blah. But what I learned from the experience, at least in hindsight, is that if you're going to make a satirical point involving putting things in your rectum, be selective. Don't take requests from the audience. I ultimately went with a Barbie doll because of the shape. It goes in easier, if you know what I mean.

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03:47 PM on 05/24/2010
This movie, which unites Brand and Hill from back in the Forgetting Sarah Marshall days, looks hysterical. Not to mention, P.Diddy too! Can't wait till June.
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DrBlunt
Telling it like it is....
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DrBlunt
Telling it like it is....
07:18 AM on 05/18/2010
C'mon moderator. Let me get that one IN! :-)
02:42 AM on 05/18/2010
This one time in Band Camp.......
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DrBlunt
Telling it like it is....
07:17 AM on 05/18/2010
lol - Oh you too?
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
12:15 AM on 05/18/2010
A barbie in the rectum sounds like something dreamed up by Beavis and Butthead.

On another note:

Тутун е род на кратколисни растенија од фамилијата Зрнци по потекло од Северна и Јужна Америка, или сушените остри листови на овие растенија. Тутуновите листови често се пушат (видете пушење тутун) во облик на пури. цигари, во луле или наргиле. Ова е потенцијално штетно за белите дробови и може да предизвика рак и заболувања на истите, како да речеме астма. Тутунот може и да зе џвака, „макнува“ (става помеѓу образот и непцето) и вшмркува во нос како фино мелен бурмут. Највеќето уживатели на тутунот во било кој облик навлекуваат навика да го користат секој ден.

Тутунот содржи никотин, силен невротоксин кој е особено опасен за инсектите. Секој начин на земање на тутун резултира со апсорпција на никотин во разни количества во крвотокот на уживателот, и со време, развиток на толеранција и зависност. Количеството на апсорпција, неговата честота и брзина се тесноповрзани со мерата на зависност и толеранција (доколку ги има) која може да се создаде. Смртоносна доза на никотин има во половина пура или три цигари; меѓутоа, само мал дел од никотинот во овие производи оди во чадот и речиси сите случаи на никотинско труење се резултат ана концентрирани облици на состојката која се користи кај инсектицидите. Други активни алкалоиди во тутунот се хармалините.

How do you like them apples?
11:18 PM on 05/17/2010
No, but the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" is Aussie, for "shrimp on the barbeque".

It was a play on words...

RI.
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KJLSanDiego
09:53 PM on 05/17/2010
More of Brand's way too honest stories! Love it! His stand up is actually very funny, imo!
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MikeElPaso
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09:49 PM on 05/17/2010
"...explains why he once put a Barbie doll up his rear end."

From the expression on his face it must still be up there..
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dubious63
07:30 PM on 05/17/2010
Why did he put a Barbie in his bum?

So he could talk about it in Playboy and then be on Huffington Post's dubious "Entertainment" page.

It's called a publicist...
06:46 PM on 05/17/2010
Again, because you are ugly and lacking talent and need to get attention..your definately NOT gay cause gays do have such uglies in their ranks..
04:13 PM on 05/17/2010
How in HELL did he get Katy Perry. Maybe the Proactiv is penetrating a little too deep...
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angrymanspokane
Just a regular guy
12:31 PM on 05/17/2010
You can't pass this headline and not be a little curoius...
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kapalabhati
Lokah Samasta Sukhino Bhavantu
03:13 PM on 05/17/2010
Sadly, I agree. :D
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PCMinistry
Your Father
11:03 AM on 05/17/2010
Penetration Barbie

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10:07 AM on 05/17/2010
Did he put a 'shrimp' on the barbie first?.... love those Aussies...

RI.
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Sad But True
Food for thought tastes like chicken
01:41 PM on 05/17/2010
Actually, he's not Aussie, he's a Brit.
11:19 PM on 05/17/2010
No, but the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" is Aussie, for "shrimp on the barbeque".

It was a play on words...

RI. (sorry for double post - misposted above)
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knerd
Trapped in a world he never made
09:44 AM on 05/17/2010
So what's GI Joe then? Chopped liver???