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Writer Spends 24 Hours Inside Of A Starbucks (VIDEO)

Huffington Post   First Posted: 05/25/10 04:37 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 05:35 PM ET

It takes a certain kind of person to willingly spend 24 hours in a chain store. That Zug.com comedy writer Bayan Rabbani followed up his 24 hours in a Walmart with a full day in a Houston Starbucks (hat tip to The Consumerist) has got to make him one of the foremost experts in the late-night mood at America's most ubiquitous stores.

Rabbani, who was actually fired from a Starbucks during his teen years, tells his story through a series of Tweets. The saga isn't so much about Starbucks's service, as it is about its clientele. One Starbucks patron was particularly chatty about his sexual explorations:

"This is Joel. He told me "having a good camera will get you laid -- a lot." Thanks Joel. 1:01 AM May 13th via Twitterrific

Later, Rabbani begins to feel the after-effects of a steady stream of caffeine:

"A customer just told me "the reason you're hurting is cause your body is making too much penicillin." when I told him I'm crashing. 10:48 AM"

Finally, after 24 long hours, Rabbani tallies up his last day:

"24 HOURS, 19 RESTROOM BREAKS, 25 DRINKS! I DID IT!!!! 12:03 AM May 14th"

The Houston Chronicle spoke to Rabbani during his ninth hour of the journey. WATCH their short clip:


Check out the entire saga at Zug.com. Follow his Twitter feed here.

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It takes a certain kind of person to willingly spend 24 hours in a chain store. That Zug.com comedy writer Bayan Rabbani followed up his 24 hours in a Walmart with a full day in a Houston Starbucks (h...
It takes a certain kind of person to willingly spend 24 hours in a chain store. That Zug.com comedy writer Bayan Rabbani followed up his 24 hours in a Walmart with a full day in a Houston Starbucks (h...
 
 
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06:19 AM on 05/31/2010
That man deserves a medal for drinking 25 starbucks drinks! Their coffee is incredibly weak, it tastes like they only use half a sh0t
10:35 AM on 05/29/2010
Heading should read "Guy performs pointless task, HP thinks its news"...
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08:27 AM on 05/31/2010
My thoughts exactly!
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polishlogician
No sugar tonight in my tea..
01:16 AM on 05/28/2010
I did it for 3 days during finals in college....we didn't have HP back then, so I guess it wasn't "news"...
05:24 PM on 05/27/2010
24 hours! Really! Like that is supposed to be amazing! Gimme a break!
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01:54 PM on 05/27/2010
big deal.

i guess he gets points for drinking that dreadful swill.
03:51 PM on 05/26/2010
I purchase Starbucks by the bag for it is too expensive to purchase a two talls and then with each bag I purchase I get one tall...I do find myself drinking 3 mugs in the morning more like a tall and one half...so I can understand the addiction...the same is with dunkin donuts coffee orginial...I do love this addiction I have no problem sleeping
12:31 PM on 05/28/2010
wtf are you talking about?!
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ManuOB1
A voice crying in the wilderness
07:18 AM on 05/26/2010
So now HuffPo is pimping for Starbucks... or is it for Guiness Book of Records?
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06:35 AM on 05/26/2010
And he did die from all the people open carrying
that just can't be because Brady campaign says you will die
if you go to Starbucks
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06:30 AM on 05/26/2010
not news worthy. but i find it funny that starbucks promotes itself as being green, when their cups are not recyclable. the paper cups are coated with plastic, and most cities require paper and plastic to be seperate, and so the cups can't go in either pile.
they could pay Solo Cup more to make them a different cup that is recycable, but it would cost too much (i mean eat into their profits).
04:19 AM on 05/26/2010
Starbucks "intellectual"?
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04:17 AM on 05/26/2010
And this gets attention because?...............
03:00 AM on 05/26/2010
I boycott Starbucks for their support of the most evil nation on earth and the owner .....FILTH!!
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02:34 AM on 05/26/2010
Come to think of it, I spent 24-hours in the bathroom once after eating two of those Starbucks breakfast sandwiches with sausage...
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02:33 AM on 05/26/2010
"Writer Spends 24 Hours Inside Of A Starbucks" - I thought everyone that worked at Starbucks were either writers, actors, comedians, musicians, models, performance artists, painters, dancers, mimes...
02:20 AM on 05/26/2010
get a life writer.