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6 Degrees Of John Mayer's Manhood (PICTURE)

First Posted: 05/27/10 10:23 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 05:35 PM ET

As we know, John Mayer likes to brag about his sexual conquests. And as we also know, he often ends up sounding like a douche. But maybe, just maybe, he's earned the right to brag. If this chart, detailing the links to John Mayer's mandhood, is accurate, the guy's been around. He's even linked to Adam Duritz. Nobody's still linked to Adam Duritz. (via Buzzfeed)

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As we know, John Mayer likes to brag about his sexual conquests. And as we also know, he often ends up sounding like a douche. But maybe, just maybe, he's earned the right to brag. If this chart, deta...
As we know, John Mayer likes to brag about his sexual conquests. And as we also know, he often ends up sounding like a douche. But maybe, just maybe, he's earned the right to brag. If this chart, deta...
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Scarlett PencilPoint
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12:36 PM on 06/11/2010
"mandhood"?
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o4tuna
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11:03 PM on 05/30/2010
Damned hipsters! I'd rather listen to the Allman brothers when hear Jmay copy it.
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leftyrock
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10:56 AM on 05/28/2010
did anyone else noticed the line linking Mayer to his ego?
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pinkeyelemonade
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03:56 AM on 05/28/2010
Mayer can play. That can't be argued.
But LSD is to Pink Floyd as saline is to John Mayer.
Something just isn't there with it. Bland.
And the kid himself acts a bit funny. Pass.
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theobsoleteman
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06:28 PM on 05/27/2010
He should be confined to the "The House of Blues" and not be allowed to pretend he has soul anywhere else. But I kid the Mayer...
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Puller58
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05:09 PM on 05/27/2010
Why not just stick with the guitar? Hendrix supposedly only had eyes for his guitar.
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OSullivan
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01:22 PM on 05/28/2010
I'm not sure where you go that, because from what I hear, he was incredibly promiscuous...
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beckpod1
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05:06 PM on 05/27/2010
He has to do something exciting...his music is lame...he's a good player...but instead of his guitar screaming...moaning....his guitar whines and whimpers...what a waste!
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Cindy Ortiz
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04:41 PM on 05/27/2010
This looks more like a chain of STD's.
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Luca
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03:56 PM on 05/27/2010
This post should be more about the 6 inches of John Mayer.
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OnAgathasBehalf
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02:08 PM on 05/27/2010
If it hadn't been for this helpful diagram, I would have never realised that I've slept with John Mayer.
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Cindy Ortiz
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04:39 PM on 05/27/2010
Ahahaha! Fanned!
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smitmaul
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02:00 PM on 05/27/2010
Kinda makes you think about who you sleep with (and who they sleep with). . .
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LoreLeo
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10:51 AM on 05/27/2010
Cracked.com vs J.May:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/john-mayer-fine-musician-biggest-jerk-on-tumblr/
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audadvnc
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10:47 AM on 05/27/2010
John who?
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10:26 AM on 05/27/2010
I'm surprised he's as far as four degrees from Tiger Woods.
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Mr Universe
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10:08 AM on 05/27/2010
First!
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