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Nevada GOP Senate Hopeful Features Prisoner Massages, Mani-Pedis In Attack Ad (VIDEO)

First Posted: 05/28/10 08:01 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 05:35 PM ET

Sue Lowden Prison Massage Ad

Over in Nevada, GOP U.S. Senate favorite Sue Lowden is sick and tired of everyone always talking about the chickens she thought they could barter for angioplasties and such. And so, like a pro, she's decided to change the conversation by really emphasizing the serious issues that Nevadans care about going all crazy on her Tea Party rival Sharron Angle for the Scientology prison massages she loves!

Yes, this latest ad really is a gem. It's got candles and fountains and inmates getting sexy massages and mani-pedis. And since there's a Church of Scientology angle (no pun intended, but ha!), there's a gratuitous shot of a framed Tom Cruise picture in the ad as well. And a creative prison tattoo!

Here's the nugget of truth at the center of this, per TPM:

In fact, Angle never formally presented a bill, but she did try to gain support for a prison drug rehabilitation program that would involve prisoners quitting drugs cold turkey, with saunas and massages as part of treatment -- an idea promoted by the Church of Scientology. Angle also tried to organize a legislative trip to a jail in Mexico that uses this program, and the trip would have been paid for by an individual who is a Scientologist, according to the Sun.

Nevertheless, this race is tight, and Lowden obviously figures she can get more for this albatross than she could for a chicken.

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Over in Nevada, GOP U.S. Senate favorite Sue Lowden is sick and tired of everyone always talking about the chickens she thought they could barter for angioplasties and such. And so, like a pro, she's ...
Over in Nevada, GOP U.S. Senate favorite Sue Lowden is sick and tired of everyone always talking about the chickens she thought they could barter for angioplasties and such. And so, like a pro, she's ...
 
 
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AbeMartin 08:59 AM on 05/29/2010
Sue Low Down and her husband own hotels and casinos in Nevada. Test her chicken for product idea by making a reservation at one of their corporation's properties, and paying for your hotel room with chickens. Plan on driving out there. (It might be difficult for you to bring live chickens on the plane and Nevada, at least in the southern part does not have many chicken farms.) But I am certain you can  Read More...
02:20 PM on 06/01/2010
"LATINOS FOR REID!"
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b1rd67
Secular Humanist for Reason, Ethics and Justice.
01:57 PM on 06/01/2010
What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas... so to that end... Nevada, please... don't send ANYONE to the Senate.
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blukazoo
I support your right to disagree.
01:54 PM on 06/01/2010
Really? On purpose?
06:13 AM on 06/01/2010
I feel icky inside.
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Sylmason
04:20 AM on 06/01/2010
Looks like chicken Sue ran out of chickens, because she is definitely off he meds!!
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12:17 AM on 06/01/2010
I liked it !!

eh eh eh eh eh
09:12 PM on 05/31/2010
5 seconds ago
You want some fun? Call Sue Lowden's office and suggest that these hot sexy massages be paid for with CHICKENS! I did. I suggest you do the same!
IT'S FREE and SO MUCH FUN! (800) 983-6896. They may hang up on you, but it keeps 'em hopping! PLUS, They are working on Memorial Day, instead of polishing flag pins or something. ONE MORE THING. If you are not from Nevada, they will view you as an interloping "outsider". Just like in Mississippi Burning.
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JFaye
My micro-bio is not empty. Thank you.
06:57 PM on 05/31/2010
What a conundrum?

This bantering back and forth between these two hens is bordering lunacy ... Is anyone else having trouble following this craziness??? LOL
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fromdnorth
OK I checked my micro-bio (didn't know I had one
06:59 AM on 05/31/2010
What a turkey...
02:21 PM on 06/01/2010
Can I use a turkey to get medical help?
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fromdnorth
OK I checked my micro-bio (didn't know I had one
12:26 AM on 06/02/2010
Chickens only please...
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Haastnooit
Indeed I am!
03:12 PM on 06/14/2010
No but you can get a massage for going cold turkey
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jalowe1957
Poisonous epitaphs dished out periodically.
12:53 AM on 05/31/2010
Sharon Angle and Sue Lowden: One wants to stimulate agricultural microbusiness with privatized chicken coops where chickens could be bartered for health care. The other has it in for incarcerated inmates gone metrosexual.

Surely Republican voters deserve better choices to represent them than these.
Blitzschnell
Left-leaning limericks, ballads and prose
12:15 AM on 05/31/2010
Sue, you really do rock
But your new ad is quite a shock
It'd be a real hoot
If you donned a chicken suit
And went, buck, buck, buck, bucock!!
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Aripottah
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12:14 AM on 05/31/2010
How many chickens can we get for Sue Lowden?
Blitzschnell
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12:10 AM on 05/31/2010
Chicken Delight vs. Scary Far Right. What a choice!
05:37 PM on 05/30/2010
As much fun as these two,plus fiorina provide,I'm disappointed that they are taking the spotlight away from cuckoo numero uno--m bachmann. There is still plenty of time for that to hit tho.
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PNic
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03:39 PM on 05/30/2010
Is this a Republican primary, or a who's the Craziest Candidate Contest? It's real horse race, either way.

Lowden must have run out of chickens, cause she's clearly off her meds...
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JFaye
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06:55 PM on 05/31/2010
Funny! What has politics come to in Nevada?