A Detailed Account Of The Greatest Sorority Party Ever (PICTURE)

Do these girls know how to party, or what? While we don't condone some (any) of the activities that went down at this sorority party, and we legitimately feel bad for the staff responsible for cleaning the damage...we all know a party doesn't really start until someone craps in the urinal.

(via Reddit, The Smoking Gun)

Comments

[ItsRatedB]

06:20 PM on 06/13/2010

Thats the most funniest shit ive ever read in my whole life, i'm laughing so hard right nows. HA HA!

[thevid]

04:08 PM on 06/08/2010

Some are saying this is a hoax or college prank, but I just called the manager of one of the facilities and he confirmed that it did happen and is not a hoax.

Animals.

[Jingo]

02:37 AM on 06/08/2010

Oh, so that's what sexual congress means. I always thought it referred to passing morality laws while fantasizing about your next encounter with a prostitute.

[jagrmeister721]

02:14 AM on 06/08/2010

Ah those were the days. Life is never as free or as insane again, nor would we want it to be necessarily. There's a time and place for everything, and that place is college.

[StarWarsHippie]

01:46 PM on 06/07/2010

This is why I went to my first and last frat party when I was 15. A bunch of spoiled morons acting like, well, worse than children. Now I spent most of my life consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol and I never once destroyed anyones property like this, or in any way for that matter. The damage I did was to myself (liver damage, pancreas damage, brain damage and numerous injuries). Why, Why, Why would anyone act like this‽ Why does the headline say: "The Greatest Sorority Party Ever" This surely sounds like hell, these kids should be held criminally liable for behavior like this.

[jagrmeister721]

02:15 AM on 06/08/2010

15? Frat party? Whaaaa?

[Catch 22]

05:57 PM on 06/06/2010

Next stop, A made for TV movie. Somebody will get their 15 mins.

[David Gregors]

03:17 AM on 06/06/2010

this is just insane. i'm sure everyone cheering these partiers on wouldn't feel that way if they were the ones responsible for cleaning that mess up, or having to pay for the damages.

[vtopa]

01:26 AM on 06/06/2010

Congratulations America, these are the self-important, over entitled, spoiled brats we are producing in our country. USA #1 right? Meanwhule the rest of the world is kicking our butts in science, math, business. Pathetic. I don't find this amusing, I find it embarrassing. If that University had a shred of decency they'd ban the sorority and pay for the damages. Those letters should go to the parents of these ignorant children...maybe they'll cut them off.

[Shredder628]

12:26 PM on 06/06/2010

Provides a steady supply of talkiing heads for FOX though..

[audadvnc]

03:52 PM on 06/05/2010

Yeah, but that's what parties are. What part was excessive? That you weren't invited?

[HDR]

03:10 PM on 06/05/2010

That's one hot sorority! I can't imagine what their secret handshake must be.

[audadvnc]

03:54 PM on 06/05/2010

Secret handshake? Flashing Daddy's charge card.

[knerd]

05:13 AM on 06/05/2010

Maybe things will change if everyone can be allowed to carry a gun in public.

[darter22]

10:06 AM on 06/05/2010

The NRA supports the right of college students to carry concealed weapons to student events. You know, for protection. If everyone at this party had carried a loaded gun, this tragedy would have never happened.

[Ken Freedom]

01:45 AM on 06/07/2010

Instead a far more awful tragedy would have occurred.

[niws]

11:28 AM on 06/05/2010

Yah!! Instead of a cleanup crew. They would have to call the coroner first. Great idea sparky.

[Zack Rodriguez]

11:48 PM on 06/04/2010

I really need to go back to college!

[gabygz]

07:25 PM on 06/04/2010

Epic Party

[MJ Hammonds]

07:16 PM on 06/04/2010

Admittedly, I did participate in some pretty henious activity as a college student, including participating in a beer fight that left the rental house of the party I was attended completely saturated. I've always felt badly for my participation in what was undoubtedly a doozie of a fee for the student/parent.

These incidents, however, go beyond the pale.

[ildiuc]

06:47 PM on 06/04/2010

Haha. This school is pretty close to me, I remember hearing about it on the news but didn't know the specifics. It's a pretty yuppie school every time I've gone up there to party to. That's pretty insane!