The frantic and fruitless nationwide search for the president's temper is now our sole dependable comic relief from the tragedy in the gulf. Only The Onion could have imagined the White House briefing last week where a CBS News correspondent asked the press secretary, Robert Gibbs, if he had "really seen rage from the president" and to "describe it." Gibbs came up with Obama's "clenched jaw" and his order to "plug the damn hole." (Thank God he hadn't settled for "darn.") This evidence did not persuade anyone, least of all Spike Lee, who could be found on CNN the next night begging the president, "One time, go off!"
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