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The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Signs Of All Time (PHOTOS)

First Posted: 06/07/10 10:38 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 05:40 PM ET

When making an effective sign, the best course of action is to be clear, catchy, and completely oblivious to any sexual undertones. That's how you get people's attention. That's how you sell products. Granted, it's also how you get fired from that cushy sign-making gig. But it's totally worth it.

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When making an effective sign, the best course of action is to be clear, catchy, and completely oblivious to any sexual undertones. That's how you get people's attention. That's how you sell products.
When making an effective sign, the best course of action is to be clear, catchy, and completely oblivious to any sexual undertones. That's how you get people's attention. That's how you sell products.
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06:28 PM on 06/22/2010
Oh, come ON. Banana and donut?
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wakawaka09
capitalism is a cult
06:16 PM on 06/13/2010
I'm suprised no one sent in a photo of Bunghole Liquors located in Salem MA. Sort of stands the old "liquor in the front, poker in the rear" on its head.
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drxcreatures
02:42 PM on 06/13/2010
Pretty Disgusting
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etfp
chicago dood.
11:03 AM on 06/13/2010
i've seen that baladoche "unemployed mouth" sign before. it's a waffle place in chicago and it's pretty good. i think someone stole one of the signs before because they have a new one i think. but yeah. it's always been hilarious.
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JavaManiac
...with liberty and justice for all
06:07 AM on 06/09/2010
I live in Italy - and the A Style ad is absolutely intentional.

It has been popular for several years now and the what made it so popular was their logo!
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tanx8
What is this fancy box?
07:44 AM on 06/10/2010
What is A Style, what does the company do? I've seen it featured on Huffpo a couple of times and I'm still confused.
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drxcreatures
02:41 PM on 06/13/2010
I found this: http://www.astyle.it
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speakingtruth2power
Not motivated by fear & loathing
05:49 PM on 06/08/2010
The funniest was Morning Wood on that fancy smancy wall.
01:01 PM on 06/17/2010
I work for a planning department, and we had a proposed subdivision last year to be named 'Morning Wood'. The developer was like "oh?, Really? Never thought of that"...
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03:17 PM on 06/08/2010
The A-Style sign is NOT unintentionally sexual.
02:54 PM on 06/08/2010
I think whoever decided this was worthy of the Huffington Post should be fired.....really...do we have to sexualize a children's pediatric clinic? A sign for Vermont maple syrup with a spigot coming out of a tree? This is beyond inane.......
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Greybeard53
All Hail Marx and Lennon !
02:56 PM on 06/09/2010
Lighten up, Toots.
Simplest thing is for you to look away, and keep it from your vulnerable ones. The rest of us think it's pretty hilarious.
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zakwouldhave
Freethinker. I'm 80% ears. 20% mouth.
01:25 PM on 06/12/2010
Really? You want everything sanitized that much? Sound like those who want to cover up statues that dare to show us in our natural state.
02:28 PM on 06/24/2010
Carol,

Poor dear. You simply weren't aware that many progressive's aren't the least bit offended by such matters -- regardless of level of impropriety and crassness to which they may rise. No matter the target ( in this case, a children's pediatric ward), anything and everything's funny. And should you be so bold as to dare speak out against such a mindset, well then you're labled a fuddy-duddy, the unreasonable one, etc. I mean, how dare you make these progressives feel any sense of shame, or perhaps even a hint of remorse for their obvious morale perpitude? So, now you know....
02:46 PM on 06/08/2010
I happily hoist morning wood,
Although it is well understood
This engorgement tumescent
May prove evanescent
Before it has done me much good,
Except to inhibit the flow
Of urine when I have to go,
‘Cause pissing uphill
Is a difficult skill,
As most of you men out there know.

2/24/2009
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Kenji
01:01 PM on 06/08/2010
HuffPost editors: that hyphen in the headline is still wrong, wrong, wrong.

Note: on-line errors are easy to fix!
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StopThePlanet
Relentless pursuit of every silver lining's cloud
10:47 AM on 06/08/2010
#3. I'll never be able to have pancakes again.
10:41 AM on 06/08/2010
I'm still wondering how you do it A-Style.

I think one person has to be a gymnast. Or Johnny Weir.
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drxcreatures
02:38 PM on 06/13/2010
Are you kidding? It's a regular position, 'Tails'.
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CindyM272
10:29 AM on 06/08/2010
Is #5 missing the letters "Ejacu" ?
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Yarrr
09:41 AM on 06/08/2010
LMAO! Thanks for the laughs.
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kbella
07:19 AM on 06/08/2010
The A-Style one is so not unintentional.