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Allure & Fox News: Beauty Magazine Celebrates 'Foxy News Channel' With Poems, Pics (PHOTO)

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Allure magazine celebrates Fox News' anchors in its July issue, explaining, "with its bevy of babes, the network should be called the Foxy News Channel." The women's beauty magazine features pics of Martha MacCallum, Jamie Colby, Jane Skinner, Courtney Friel, Megyn Kelly, Alisyn Camerota and Gretchen Carlson...but that's not all! The ladies are also feted in poetry form.

The opening lines read:

Their hair, it's clear, would hardly budge,/Nor would their makeup even smudge/If they were set upon a luge--/They'd laugh and cry: "We're going rouge!"/Sure, Rachel Maddow has the smarts/But can she work her giggly parts?/The obvious, let it be said:/Their favorite power suits are red.

On Colby, the bard writes, "The dress so short, the smile so glad--Is that her cohost or her dad?" and regarding Friel: "Fox cameras never miss a chance/To show that she's not wearing pants."

Here's Allure's collage of the anchorwomen:

Thanks to Styleite for the tip.

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