The Onion: 'Minotaurs The New Vampires' Says Publishing Executive Desperate To Find New Vampires

06/15/2010 10:40 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011
  • The Onion

In a desperate effort to find a trendy new fantasy subgenre to succeed the ebbing vampire craze, Razorbill Books executive Graham Childress decided this week to throw all his professional weight behind a new series of novels featuring minotaurs, the bull-headed, human-bodied creatures of ancient Greek mythology.

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