The Worst Father's Day Gifts Ever: 11 Things NOT To Get Your Pop (PICTURES)

This Sunday, millions of sons and daughters will be honoring their dads with thoughtful gifts, brunches, or maybe a few holes of golf. Unfortunately, not everyone will get the memo on what NOT to get their dads this Father's Day. Take the items below, for example. Ranging from corny and cliched to downright ridiculous, these gifts aren't what your dad wants. We're sure of it.

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The perfect gift for when you want to say, "Oh, dad. You're always drinking on the go and forgetting people's birthdays." (source)

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The perfect gift for when you want to say, "Oh, dad. You're always drinking on the go and forgetting people's birthdays." (source)

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[emncaity]

07:05 PM on 06/22/2010

Captions are hilarious (e.g., on the bottle opener).

[thebigbike]

09:03 PM on 06/20/2010

#10 might be piling on (unintended) insults the bicycle frame is a woman's frame

[stagebandman]

08:21 PM on 06/20/2010

Oh come on, some of these were funny. If a kid can't get his dad an important gift, he relies on that old standby, the gag gift. Give the 10-year-old his due, he's only a kid. Everyone has a quick chuckle and junior feels important for a bit. Then, 10 years later, everyone has a good laugh about it.

[Christopher Huber]

08:01 PM on 06/20/2010

Goes right up with this stripper pole for me to practice on is for you or hey dad look at this tattoo I got for you!

[Sandmanj]

05:36 PM on 06/20/2010

There's a difference between funny, silly, and just plain dumb.

This doesn't make the first two categories.

[tsscanlon]

10:27 AM on 06/20/2010

The lawnmower bike is actually an awesome idea but the pedal effort must be very high and it looks like it probably doesn't exactly turn on a dime. Great for long stretches. And since Dad appears to be an alcoholic it's probably safer than a powered mower.

[Carol McBride]

10:19 AM on 06/20/2010

The branding iron was hysterical!!!

[hottingers]

01:52 PM on 06/19/2010

A vuvuzela.

[Plurabelle06]

01:34 PM on 06/19/2010

I live in Ga, not too far away from the nudist camp town and I don't see how anyone would want this as a gift. First, in June it is 100 degrees. One wrong sit down and Dad is in the burn unit. Second, there are mosquitoes, biting flies, and poison ivy. Now Dad's burned nads are also itchy with an oozing rash. You could just give Dad 20 mins with a Thai hooker and he would come out about the same, but he wouldn't have to see all of the fat, hairy mountain people before it happened.

[Tunghoy]

01:09 PM on 06/19/2010

The beer holster would come in handy at parties and barbecues. As long as the wearer remembers to remove the drink before sitting down.

[dreadylocks]

09:17 AM on 06/19/2010

Lame. Did my dad write this?

[jozie]

07:45 AM on 06/19/2010

Oh I know the type, the guys who would wear a tie with a picture of their kid on it. They must be married to the type who would bring in their wedding music mix, home-made with all of the nauseating narrative. What a barf-fest that was. Some people just don't understand how little their coworkers care about that cr@p and just want to get their work done and get home to their own life.

[pinkeyelemonade]

04:59 AM on 06/19/2010

What?! The bicycle-mower is awesome!

But for $1.99 at a Pilot station, I got my dad a plastic coffee thermos with an eagle and an American flag, and it says Professional Driver's Club: Road Ranger on it. BEAT THAT.

[jozie]

07:39 AM on 06/19/2010

Yes, love the mower!

[kareemachan]

12:33 PM on 06/19/2010

Okay, how about this: I found a coffee mug at a garage sale with the logo for Top Sires (a cattle semen company) on it. It made the rounds of our family whenever someone got pregnant, presented solemnly to the father or father-to-be on Father's Day for years.

[Pleneras]

12:20 AM on 06/19/2010

We should give them what they give their wives, black stockings... and see if they like it.

[Igor13]

11:29 PM on 06/18/2010

I think the "Fatherhood For Dummies" was co-authored by one of the Bush daughters.

[jozie]

07:39 AM on 06/19/2010

No, you've got that confused with "Our Father IS A Dummy"!

[Igor13]

01:30 PM on 06/19/2010

I knew I had seen the two together. I just wasn't sure of the title.
Thanks for the correction. ;-)