06/22/2010 06:58 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

I Got It At Ross: Ridiculous Rap Song Honors Discount Department Store (VIDEO)

When you think of cool, you think of Ross, right? Right???? No? Sorry, you probably know it by its street name: Ross Dress For Less. Yup. There it is. It's the hippest. So it should be no shock then that for some inexplicable reason the discount department store has a rap video celebrating it's glory. It's sung by the group Abraham Linkin and it's filled with lines like "last year timbs, I got it at Ross." So you'll know exactly where to go when you want outdated footwear. Plus, "their stuff is so cheap that it's almost free." (via Vulture)