Fire Up Your Sex Drive App Promises To Cure Erectile Dysfunction (PICTURE)

A growing number of self-help apps promise to do everything from cure acne to rate your prowess as a lover.

Here's one we haven't see before: an app, called Fire Up Your Sex Drive, which claims to cure erectile dysfunction using sound waves.

The app's description reads:

Dissatisfied with your sex life? This application could vastly enhance your male power!

Just listen to the audio for 6 minutes everyday, and after 20 days your male sexuality will be enhanced for more than 85%! The effect is close to taking a viagra!

Fire Up Your Sex Drive--"just for male"--says it can transform your sex drive by emitting "a kind of high frequency alpha wave to synchronize with your brain wave" that "could stimulate your brain to adjust endocrine system and produce some male sex hormone."

There are currently no reviews of the app on the iTunes App Store, which requires that users be at least 17 years old to download the app.

See screenshots of the app below. (via KRAPPS)

Comments

[GeorgyP]

02:39 PM on 08/03/2010

Just make sure you are reading reviews about the products you use to cure you ED. For example, this would be a thorough review on a product called Hero Tabs http://www.manrelated.com/hero-tabs ....I am not advising you buy this product, just read reviews before you decide on something.

[MS Patrick]

08:42 PM on 07/06/2010

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[indi1216]

01:37 PM on 06/25/2010

This is great Huff post, having the pic of Hefner for this topic.

[truth67]

02:32 PM on 06/24/2010

i bet hefner is hi tech android

[Bruckley]

02:02 PM on 06/24/2010

Those two blondes would cure any man's erectile dysfunction.

[UsedConn41]

10:03 AM on 06/24/2010

unless 18 hours ago there was a different picture..and i dont usually challenge this many people...but thats hugh

[cgraphix1]

12:45 PM on 06/24/2010

Yeah, they had Bob Dole on the picture... To funny!

[UsedConn41]

09:59 AM on 06/24/2010

bob dole? hugh hefner?

[cgraphix1]

03:33 PM on 06/23/2010

Bob Dole doesn't need this. Bob Dole. BOB DOLE!

[darr]

03:05 PM on 06/23/2010

I love how they used Bob Dole's picture on the front page link for this article....lol.

[dsdem]

03:32 PM on 06/23/2010

ha, poor guy.

[M A Ross]

03:01 PM on 06/23/2010

Sex drive app!?!
Is that what they are calling porn now-a-days??

[rillem]

02:50 PM on 06/23/2010

I wonder what those sound waves sound like.

Barry White maybe? The Stones' "Start Me Up"? "Wild Thing"?

[MIZZOU-DMCRT-PLEXICO]

02:49 PM on 06/23/2010

Good Gosh, what the he// happened to Bob Dole? Is that what the drug has done to him??
WOW................

[seachange525]

07:40 PM on 06/23/2010

I know! I was thinking, does Viagra affect the eyebrows, too?

[Soulmentor]

02:48 PM on 06/23/2010

Won't work if you have had prostate surgery that also removed the erection nerves. If the erection nerves are removed, no oral drug or ANY product, oral OR audio will work because they work on the nerves that are not there.
The only possible solution in that event is an injection drug injected directly into the penis. It actually works but one should take great care with the dosage....for obvious reasons. Get too much and you'll end up in a rather embarrassing emergency room situation.

[jshade]

02:48 PM on 06/23/2010

What makes them hard is how blindingly unfunny it is. There are legitimate developers who spent thousands of dollars and months of effort only to have their app rejected for reasons they can't disclose. Technically, revealing the rejection itself is also forbidden by the non-disclosure agreement, so in most cases the public will never, ever, know.

If your iPhone fails to make you rock hard after paying over $100 a month for it then there is something terribly wrong with you.

[Core-Sample]

02:24 PM on 06/23/2010

How about a beer goggle enhancer app, without having to get smashed.