From a bleak dressing room on the set of "General Hospital," we find James Franco remembering his "good friend" Sam Raimi's birthday is today. Sure, Raimi killed him in "Spiderman 3," preventing him from being in "Spiderman 4," but Franco isn't going to let that spoil their friendship. Unfortunately, Willem Dafoe (Bill Hader) appears in Franco's dressing room mirror to remind him of all the reasons he should diss Raimi on his birthday. It's not all about Franco's career - remember "Crimewave"? He's lucky anyone remembers his birthday after that.