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The Greatest Headline Of The Summer Has Arrived (PICTURE)


First Posted: 07/07/10 12:49 PM ET Updated: 05/25/11 06:00 PM ET

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 Funny
 Crazy
 Adorable
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 Amazing
 Finally
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It's here! It's finally here! The greatest headline of the summer that is. There's a good chance the writer of this Reuters article knew what he was doing. Okay, with the names of runners being Dix and Gay, he knew EXACTLY what he was doing. Well played. (via Buzzfeed)

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MountPanic
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08:58 AM on 07/10/2010
Figures Gay would blow it when Dix was involved.
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ChicagoBlackRainbowWomen
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12:26 AM on 07/10/2010
I mean the other Left
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ChicagoBlackRainbowWomen
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12:25 AM on 07/10/2010
The pic grabbed me more than the headline. I thought that the guy on the left was friggin Stevie Wonder....and for a second I was like WOW!
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jonjon358
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02:19 PM on 07/09/2010
Sounds like my romantic life.
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Takebackourmoney
184 Fans
01:20 PM on 07/09/2010
HP needs to cover more track and field. The women are doing good out there. Diamond League anyone.
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BigGuy
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01:10 AM on 07/09/2010
On slow stock market days in July and August in the 1990's -- when commodity prices were way down -- nearly every week there'd be some headline from a bored reporter at Reuters or Dow Jones that played on the name of a gold corporation that has since been acquired -- CONSOLIDATED RAMROD.
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tapeatsbill
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12:31 AM on 07/09/2010
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
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bartonfink
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09:24 AM on 07/09/2010
Centurion, throw him to the floor!
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Andrew FingerlickingGree
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08:32 PM on 07/08/2010
lmao, c'mon any writer would've done it. I know many of you were just waiting for it. LOL!
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Hansy Peguero
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03:40 PM on 07/08/2010
LOL too funny.
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KirkCLinn
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03:31 PM on 07/08/2010
Actual company name in San Francisco
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KirkCLinn
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03:34 PM on 07/08/2010
Sorry they dinged me for the last comment for some reason
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Aquiver
Corporations aren't people, Soylent Green is
151 Fans
03:24 PM on 07/08/2010
How about, "In 200 meters, Dix thumps tired Gay"
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Hundley
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02:51 PM on 07/08/2010
He can always make the greatest headline.
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emerson7
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02:00 PM on 07/08/2010
i don't get it.
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imonlyhereforthelaughs
273 Fans
02:36 PM on 07/08/2010
Repeat this 5 times fast, and you'll get it:

"I am sofa king, we Todd did!"
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KIVPossum
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04:39 PM on 07/08/2010
Laugh
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cyoohoos
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06:48 PM on 07/08/2010
It took me a few times but once I got it I was ROTFLMAO. Fanned
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trishinpitt
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316 Fans
03:27 PM on 07/08/2010
Apparently you've never succumbed to Dix then.
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DandaPanda
I am not a republican
337 Fans
01:22 PM on 07/08/2010
ok so yeah it was funny
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larmarch5
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12:48 PM on 07/08/2010
Epic Battle of Gay/Dix
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