Like it or not (we assume you like it), Double Rainbow Guy is the most interesting person in the country right now. Hands down. How interesting? CBS News is conducting exclusive interviews with the guy, whose actual name is Paul Vasquez.
So here he is, answering hard hitting questions about the now legendary double rainbow. We assume it was done via webcam because he's so in demand that it's more efficient if he just holds a press junket, quenching the nation's thirst for double rainbow insight.
And insight he gave:
"You could actually feel the rays down from the sun, but it was rainbow rays. It was so powerful that it knocked me down...When you hear I'm sobbing I'd been knocked on the ground."
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