Lindsay Lohan Strikes Back At Joan Rivers
Lindsay Lohan has taken to Twitter to fight back against Joan Rivers, who last week tweeted a series of jokes about her alcohol problems and jail time ("I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof").
"Joan Rivers and her 'stargument' make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven," Lindsay tweeted on Tuesday. Lindsay's dad, Michael, is already engaged to Kate Major, Jon Gosselin's ex.
"In the words of 50 cent, You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth," she continued. "All he needs is her botox doctor. 'Dr.' Drew - any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?"
"Thanks @lindsaylohan sounds like a terrific plan! Actually happy to see you have retained your sense of humor despite your circumstances," Dr. Drew responded.
Lindsay's ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson rushed to her defense last week, tweeting, "Hey Joan Rivers, You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can't hear."
On Tuesday Joan defended her Lindsay Lohan jokes to 'The Insider' and took a dig at 'skanky' Sam.
"I think this ex-girlfriend, this deejay -- I thought it was a skinny boy when I first saw the picture -- came out doing jokes about me and Melissa. Why not worry about Lindsay Lohan? That girl is going to be dead in 10 years if somebody doesn't take care of her," Joan said. "The jokes, my God, were so minor. One was: She is not used to being in front of the bar; she is used to being under the bar. Silly little jokes that I put in my Twitter all the time. I suggest that this skanky little girl not worry about the jokes; worry about Lindsay. I find this insane that they are all feeding off of Lindsay. Maybe somebody should take care of Lindsay."