50 Classic Nintendo Spoilers In Two Minutes (VIDEO)

The Fine Brothers are back playing role of spoiler. They've taken on and ruined (in the best possible way) Oscar nominees, TV shows, and now they're here to spoil...your childhood. Okay, most likely you already know the outcome of these classic Nintendo games, so this will be more like a trip down memory lane as they give away the endings to Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers 2, Super Mario Brothers 3, Rampage, Contra, Rygar, The Legend of Zelda, The Legend of Zelda 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Metroid, P.O.W., Final Fantasy, Bad Dudes, Adventures in the Magic Kingdom, Back to the Future, Mega Man, Mega Man 2, Mega Man 3, Mega Man 4, Mega Man 5, Mega Man 6, Little Nemo: The Dream Master, Paperboy, Adventures of Lolo, Bubble Bobble, Castlevania, Double Dragon, Double Dragon 2, Battletoads, Battlestoads & Double Dragon, Metal Gear, River City Ransom, Ninja Gaiden, Ninja Gaiden 2, Ninja Gaiden 3, Shadowgate, Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Ducktales, Bionic Commandos, Kid Icarus, Silver Surfer, A Boy and his Blob, Robocop, The Punisher, Kirby's Adventure, Yo! Noid, Deja Vu, Wizards and Warriors, Wizards and Warriors 2, The Three Stooges.


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Comments

[CoffinRide]

10:10 AM on 07/20/2010

I can't believe no one commented on how the guy on the left was looking at two walls opposite of each other in the same room, AT THE SAME TIME! I believe there is a medical term for that...Wall eye er something.

This makes me hate Nintendo now.

[river 123]

05:17 PM on 07/19/2010

beyond hip and hilarious...just found this..go Huf Post

[HolyKow]

02:54 PM on 07/19/2010

If I had a doughnut, a mop and a vajayjay, could these guys pick out the vajayjay?!

hk

[xtiangodloki]

01:19 PM on 07/19/2010

:(

At the very least they could of posted a screenshot for each game ending they were describing.

[mathme]

09:37 AM on 07/20/2010

I was sick of them by the time they said "brothers" so I started skipping around hoping for some video captures... but no.

[theaetetus]

12:38 PM on 07/19/2010

lame. i wanted video spoilers not dork descriptions

[river 123]

05:19 PM on 07/19/2010

well well here we have a dork who can type..you are beyond duh......

[mrm3]

12:05 PM on 07/19/2010

They actually beat Silver Surfer? That game was impossible.

[fuegoski]

03:02 PM on 07/19/2010

how about super mario brother 2 that game was hard as rocks

[mathme]

09:37 AM on 07/20/2010

Wait, which SMB2? :)

[NewsLook-Chris]

11:35 AM on 07/19/2010

Like running up a hill to smell a bucket of poop. How annoying.

[sparky73]

11:24 AM on 07/19/2010

fail

[johnqpublik]

11:14 AM on 07/19/2010

Why do these dorks both sound like the Keebler Elves?

[Cutiepieblue]

10:13 AM on 07/19/2010

Wow, I feel old. My friends an I used to play all of those games for hours. To the point we figured out how to get many many lives on Mario Bros!!

[mathme]

09:38 AM on 07/20/2010

You only need one ;)

[Rogan]

07:15 AM on 07/19/2010

Wait a second: there was a Little Nemo videogame...?

[joe757]

08:00 AM on 07/19/2010

Little Nemo: The Dream Master. Not the fish.
http://nintendo8.com/game/792/little_nemo:_the_dream_master/

[Rogan]

07:06 AM on 07/20/2010

I don't know about the fish you mention - (I know, it's a movie) - I was making reference to Winsor Mckay's classic comic strip Little Nemo in Slumberland. And so, apparently, were the makers of that videogame... weird... (Then again, there was a Little Nemo movie in 1980, with Harvey Keitel as King Morpheus, that STILL hasn't come out in the United States... that character has a strange cultural resilience...)

[zenestex]

05:32 AM on 07/19/2010

Why did I just watch this?

[lizipoo]

05:11 AM on 07/19/2010

stupid. deceptive headline. made it 24 seconds. silly me

[KIVPossum]

07:25 AM on 07/19/2010

hahaha, I bailed at 17

[dannypt]

04:38 AM on 07/19/2010

that was terrible. a little animation can go a long way.

[hdohighdesertobserver]

03:38 AM on 07/19/2010

I'll bet they make each other laugh, anyway. That makes two total.